Villa H Sat 10 Aug 17:30 BST

[bus-conductor]

Fucking hell Sissoko, that's 4 chances to create something spunked away

 

[Allejo10]

That's right, Sissoko, just cross with your weak foot!

 

[Merl]

Kane, Moura and Lamela anonymous

 

[Arsenalaredier]

So our tactic is for Sanchez and toby to lump it. Great to watch. Fucking awful. Same as last season so far. Sluggish, no invention. Kane done fuck all

 

[Jakob]

Bring on Dybala

 

[snowkarl]

Back 4 look shocking

It'll be fine once our first choice right back, also known as our 5th choice centre back, comes back into the side

 

[Totti]

He just made an assist against Juve ffs... End me.

Fuck. Definitely shouldn't have sold him on the basis of a friendly performance!

 

[Leondna]

Villa game plan is obvious....

Target our high line and exploit the spaces behind. Wingers to hug touchline and spread out defence and have one of their midfielder to make runs into the channel

 

[bus-conductor]

Sissoko looks better in defense.

Ours or theirs?

 

[Rhonddaspur]

This is crying out for Eriksen. We’re missing the killer ball.

Is that the Eriksen who can't beat the first defender when he takes a corner

 

[Clynelish]

We're truly fucked once our creator in chief fucks off to Spain.

Midfield of Ndombele - Winks - Lo Celso should be good, but it will probably take some time. Very depressing first half hour.

 

[Donato]

We look pretty average at the minute

 

[Bazali]

Never a foul there

Ran into him

 

[Spaniel]

Kane, Moura and Lamela anonymous

Is Kane playing?

 

[Totti]

Get Sissoko off and bring Skipp on.

He genuinely cannot be worse.

 

[Darnswim]

Fuck. Definitely shouldn't have sold him on the basis of a friendly performance!

He's looked sharp all pre-season to be fair.

 

[Yorkshire Yid]

Villa are fucking diving wankers 5 times they have thrown themselves to the floor

 

[Allejo10]

Shit shit shit

 

[Hazza]

We still have no passing rhythm in midfield, it's exactly the same as last season.

 

[Notabadsquad]

Villa are gonna tire putting everything into this so far

You hope.

What we got if they do?

Nothing bears hope I guess.

 

[Totti]

He's looked sharp all pre-season to be fair.

So did Lamela.