Match We can be heroes (again) Ajax versus Tottenham Hotspur CL Semi Final Wed 8th May

[Achilles]

300 minutes without scoring. 3 goals in 50 minutes

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Spursy.

 

[Larry David]

Hello Spurs fans. Sheffield United supporter here in peace. Very, very pleased for you. Thought you were gone at half time. How wrong was I!! Almost felt like a Spurs fan myself when the third one went in. Unbelievable night. Hope you win it. If I was a Londoner I would support Spurs! Proper club. Proper fans.

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Stick it up your arse you northern cunt, #welcome

 

[Yossarian]

Whoa.... don’t really know what to say about that. We decided to head to the Railway in West Hampstead to get a little atmosphere... by half time it was a pretty dour affair.

- where’s the energy
- how can they be so not bothered about a CL semi?

Etc.

I then said some fateful words...

-M O U R A . H A S . N O . G O A L S . I N . H I M



I LOVE THAT!

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So you only became an effective Spurs mascot when you died?

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Loved our ALL our ex-Ajax lads celebrating when Lucas nets the winner!

 

[SchmoodSpur]

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Leave it tonight. This is something else no Spurs fan has experienced and needs enjoying for all the joy it brings.

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This isn't aimed at Spurs supporters.

But those other lot.

There's a reason there's a famous quote in football called ''you only sing when you're winning''.

 

[Tottenham Massive]

Www.pornhub.com

Highlights will be up in 5

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[Larry David]

Bet that cunt don’t show his face in here again.
Karma is a proper cunt sometimes

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‘Oh everyone needs to bow to us, we are so fucking good’

Fuck off you absolute cunt

 

[GazzasLeftNut]

Good night all. I'm off to bed. When I wake up i'll be telling my five year old what happened and his little face should light up:dierpochhug:

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Can't fucking sleep! Up in 4.5 hours for work....

Don't care

 

[Achilles]

Not a bad way to pick me up after we found out this morning my wife had a miscarriage with our first kid.

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I can't like this... Glad this brought some happiness to a shit day.

 

[Colonel_K]

This weasel, has changed his tune...

 

[Boltonspur]

Where can I get tickets?

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You may have to sell both kidneys and a bollock mate.

 

[ArtyB]

Stick that in your pipe City...

 

[MiddxSpur]

Would take the rat fuck back in a sec

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Reminds me.
Bale and the entire Real Madrid team is going to be sat watching Sissoko play in a Champions League Final. If anyone had said that 18months ago you would have laughed your head off.

 

[SchmoodSpur]

Good christ do I hope Aurier is fit for the final.

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

Hello Spurs fans. Sheffield United supporter here in peace. Very, very pleased for you. Thought you were gone at half time. How wrong was I!! Almost felt like a Spurs fan myself when the third one went in. Unbelievable night. Hope you win it. If I was a Londoner I would support Spurs! Proper club. Proper fans.

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We like you because you hate West Ham. Welcome.

 

[Boltonspur]

‘Oh everyone needs to bow to us, we are so fucking good’

Fuck off you absolute cunt

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Grade A weapon is probably suicidal after that billy big bollocks display. Fucking love it. Really fucking love it.

 

[Notabadsquad]

We are.

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Despite my realism I thought...I just thought.

 

[Wellsey]

Here's the plus of living in the States.

I get to keep drinking!

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Do you reckon we have stopped?