What Should I Ask Steven Bergwijn?...

[SpiderSpurs]

I don't think you're really trying, are you?

Ask him that!!

 

[Spursindevon]

Beans on toast (hot or cold beans?)

 

[Mrs Perryman]

I've just realised I got the same email, it's my birthday today as well, what a great birthday present.

Happy birthday

 

[Spursindevon]

Happy birthday

Thank you

 

[mummy]

Which is better toolstation or screwfix?

It depends what you want.

Happy birthday mate.

 

[Zest]

Does anyone at the club understand nutrition? If yes, why do you look collectively gassed every game by the midway point of each half? Budwig breakfast?

 

[Spursindevon]

Hot or cold custard on Christmas pudding?

 

[Spursindevon]

Brutalist architecture, are you a fan?

 

[Spursindevon]

Elephant and Castle shopping centre, should it have been demolished?

 

[Spursindevon]

Did you know you can get to Cyprus in the DLR?

 

[Nuts]

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

 

[LEGO Boy]

Can you remember the last time you scored a goal?

 

[Ed Vanderlay]

How weird does Levy come across in real life?

 

[78Spur]

When you're in love with a beautiful woman, do you watch your friends?

 

[John Thomas]

When did you discover you weren't too keen on salad?

 

[78Spur]

What's it like, having an ankle made out of paper mache?

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

That's nothing, last season I got to be on a Zoom call with Matt Doherty, where we all got to ask him questions. He was a right misery all the way through - no wonder the Spurs PR team never published that Zoom call on the website (at least I never saw it!)

Yeah but you did kill the vibe with that opening question about "how had he managed to redefine the concept of utter fucking moronic incompetence from Paulo Tramanzani to himself in the consciousness of Spurs fans with so few first team starts"

 

[Skooch]

Either

That girl that dances for Snollebollekes, can you get her phone number. It's for a forum poster.

Or

How did you rate the re make of Van Der Valk against the original, and what the fuck was that new theme tune all about?

 

[Ulrika Jonsson]

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

 

[Beech]

Help me please.

I've had an email from Spurs, asking me to submit a question to The Steven Bergwijn Q&A.

My question has to be in by Friday.

What should I ask?

Any chance of a goal or two?

There are things to like about him. Attitude. Work-rate. But his stats are shocking for a forward.

Combine Steve and Tanguy and you would have a hell of a player.