Jesus Christ, Tim Sherwood on Sky Sports.
"I am disappointed Spurs haven't gone out and bought a player who goes straight into the first team, I am not sure Xavi is that player"
"They already have Tel, now they are blocking his pathway"
Pardew says "It's a big step up coming from the Dutch league, like Antony"
Erm, Pardew, he's coming from Germany.
Sherwood says "Bentancur, Palinja, Bergvall, Sarr, they are all the same types of players. They need a passer, Xavi isn't that player"
Then they go on to big up Eze. Absolutely mindblowing, even Roman Kemp is sitting there literally in shock, you can tell he can't believe what he's hearing.
Hmmmm, I wonder why those two masterminds weren’t inundated with management offers?!


