Except we know how this one will play out...
...a week-long BBC wankfest, to rival any FA Cup Final build-up, where every live 'news' programme comes Live from Gander Green Lane...
Followed by a SaTURDay lunchtime Football FuckArse (Live fro gander Green lane, obviously) full of 'plucky underdog' stories... plus some bird who supports Sutton offering to nosh off her Gooner supporting Boyfriend live on air if they win... which they won't, so she's safe for now!
And then the Grand Event itself... 90 minutes of Autograph hunters, shabbily disguised as Sutton Utd... doing their best to be in the same half of the pitch as those lucky cunts, just so they can get a selfie with Sanchez, and swap contact lenses with Ozil, so they eat their dinner off the match-worn PLATE SIZED LENSES!
It'll be a rout, but Sutton will get patronised to the rafters... and ArseAnal will somehow convince themselves they had it tough... conveniently forgetting they've had a 'Bye' to the Qtr. Finals!!
I wish we had their luck sometimes!
Mind you, they probably thought that when we drew Wycombe at home!!