Summer 2019 transfer thread

[Fat Abbot]

Lo Celso isn't even that good.
Sess is a championship player
N'Dombele is decent - not a dembele replacement but decent.
Jack Clarke is happy to have a full time job

Overall, a disgraceful window. Disgrace. You support Spurs and have been embarrassed by your club. Taken for a mug.

You’re mad that we didn’t get McGinn, aren’t you?ochsulk:

 

[ElTel]

Transfer news imminent according to Spurs app

Levy can stick his app up his tight ass

 

[Oracle]

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Spurs app saying transfer incoming

YOU CAN NOW TRANSFER YOUR LOYALTY POINTS TO OTHER MEMBERS VIA THE SPURS APP

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

There's hoping and there's delusion.

 

[hiatus]

"Clubs have until 19:00 BST in which to submit the full paperwork"

I think it's essential that we leave things as late as humanly possible

I mean if we aren’t using ALL the time, we are not being optimal. We don’t get to carry it over, Bill!

 

[Stanley]

Anyone rooting for the classic Poch pose?

 

[Hazza]

Some real talk for a sec, it is fucking shambolic that we are at this nonsense every transfer window. How often do you see clubs who actually win things doing their business in this slapdash way.

 

[kingdawson]

Leroy Sane out for 6 months minimum with cruciate ligament injury.

 

[Sean]

City should of sold Sane then

 

[hiatus]

Sess won't even get a fucken game

Sessegnon makes Tierney look like a League Two ball boy and McGinn is a knockoff Jack Grealish.

 

[Alli-Luya]

Jesus, i've wasted enough of the last 2 days amusing you all with my wit. I can't hang around till 7 ffs.

 

[snowkarl]

disappointing end to the window to be honest

at least we kept Rose.

Please don't sell Eriksen

 

[Arsenalaredier]

Yep, made that point a few times today. Fucking ridiculous. Pennywise pound-fucking stupid.

 

[Fat Abbot]

Levy can stick his app up his tight ass

He can’t, actually. That’s not how apps work.

 

[BangkokSpud]

Leroy Sane out for much of the season with anterior cruciate injury needs an operation next week ...

 

[FOK]

I’ll admit it.... I’m getting ready to melt..

 

[Nabil Bentaleb]

We are pleased to announce the signing of Ndombele earlier in the window!!!

 

[Cactusman]

It really does feel that other teams get their business done so quickly while we take so damn loooooooooong.

 

[Marcus Agrippa]

Fantastic window.

Shows how far we've come that we're a little disappointed to have missed out on Paulo Dybala. Stop melting and give the new lads a proper welcome.

 

[hiatus]

He can’t, actually. That’s not how apps work.

Screenshot, print it out, shove up bumhole. Or just the whole phone.

Job done.