He’s already jerked himself off today. One is the hand, the others the cock.
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Ex-Spurs Player Harry Kane
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Why are you replying to your own posts, you imbecile?
Oh god. The Kane fanboys are really getting triggered.
I've seen him score a goal even when he didn't make contact with the ball
Oh wait...
It's a match made in heaven. The dears were made for each other.
Hey I’ve got a good joke!
Two people agree with you…..so you are all of them!
Haha
I thought he took all his goals well, but TBF, I could have scored two of them, they were served up to him on a plate 
Are you available for the Villa game? Asking for a Portuguese freind...I thought he took all his goals well, but TBF, I could have scored two of them, they were served up to him on a plate
:nunoeyes:
Well, I'll be there, but they'll have to find a shirt big enough to accommodate my lady bumps............................maybe Tanguy has a spare shirt I can borrow!!!
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Sorry Tanguy, couldn't resist!
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So he's Tongue Guy now, is he? Might as well pack up & go home, guys.Sorry Tonguy, couldn't resist!
He's international record is better than Lewandowski, its almost as if better teams mean better results
Fixed it, as I dislike spelling mistakes. But I'm watching Married at First Sight at the moment !
You're missingThe Divine Shirley Bassey, in that case.
It's the final, which should have been shown last night, but there were technical problems apparently, which worked out well for me, as I was at the game
I thought he took all his goals well, but TBF, I could have scored two of them, they were served up to him on a plate
His movement was excellent for his goals. Every Tottenham fan should be happy to see him near to and in the box instead of constantly on the halfway line. Regardless of the opposition, that was more like the HK from a few years back.
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His movement looked excellent because he was playing against a team called Lucas Moura
We'll see how he looks against good/decent opposition
Of course I was happy to see him score and taking up the positions to enable him to do so - I was just being flippant
Having said that, and as I mentioned in the match thread, I hope he keeps it up against Villa.
I want him to be on top of his game because it will be for the benefit of the team. However, I now have no interest in his own personal records that he may achieve. I'm not going to apologise for how I feel towards him, he brought that on himself.
I've seen him score a goal even when he didn't make contact with the ball
Oh wait...
