He’s already jerked himself off today. One is the hand, the others the cock.
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He’s already jerked himself off today. One is the hand, the others the cock.
I’ve seen him cross it from the corner flag then run in and head it in himself
I've seen him score a goal even when he didn't make contact with the ballI’ve seen him cross it from the corner flag then run in and head it in himself

It's a match made in heaven. The dears were made for each other.
Hey I’ve got a good joke!


Are you available for the Villa game? Asking for a Portuguese freind...I thought he took all his goals well, but TBF, I could have scored two of them, they were served up to him on a plate![]()
Are you available for the Villa game? Asking for a Portuguese freind...
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Well, I'll be there, but they'll have to find a shirt big enough to accommodate my lady bumps............................maybe Tanguy has a spare shirt I can borrow!!!Are you available for the Villa game? Asking for a Portuguese freind...
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So he's Tongue Guy now, is he? Might as well pack up & go home, guys.
He's international record is better than Lewandowski, its almost as if better teams mean better resultsIs he getting the same level of chances to shoot as Lewadonski or the other top strikers he is being compared to? It's evident we've had a creative problem for last 2 years which some of his top rivals clearly don't have. If he does eventually go to City I suppose we'll have our answer. My guess is he will be similar to the top strikers in shot to goal ratio.
Fixed it, as I dislike spelling mistakes. But I'm watching Married at First Sight at the moment !So he's Tongue Guy now, is he? Might as well pack up & go home, guys.
You're missingThe Divine Shirley Bassey, in that case.Fixed it, as I dislike spelling mistakes. But I'm watching Married at First Sight at the moment !
It's the final, which should have been shown last night, but there were technical problems apparently, which worked out well for me, as I was at the game
I thought he took all his goals well, but TBF, I could have scored two of them, they were served up to him on a plate![]()
His movement looked excellent because he was playing against a team called Lucas MouraHis movement was excellent for his goals. Every Tottenham fan should be happy to see him near to and in the box instead of constantly on the halfway line. Regardless of the opposition, that was more like the HK from a few years back.
Of course I was happy to see him score and taking up the positions to enable him to do so - I was just being flippantHis movement was excellent for his goals. Every Tottenham fan should be happy to see him near to and in the box instead of constantly on the halfway line. Regardless of the opposition, that was more like the HK from a few years back.
I've seen him score a goal even when he didn't make contact with the ball
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