Melt comedy? Hey, at least I'm keeping it light, can't be melting all that much if I'm still cracking jokes about this calamity can I?
Feel free to list all of the reasons everyone should be joyful and optimistic about the current state of affairs though, because I'm envisaging at a pretty bleak near future for Spurs, relatively speaking of course.
How about you list why you'd think I have any concern for Eccleshare..... Then you can list why you'd think Eccleshare has any motive to dress up the last few weeks of the window...... Then if you've still got the will you can list why you felt it necessary to spin all the bullshit about strikers (that multiple people saw fit to pull you up on).
......All in the interests of "keeping it light"?
........You go first.

P.s. Melt-comedy: Comedy that appeals to melts.