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Massive Conte said:
A piss protest will do the job.

Everyone who turns up on match day drinks at least 2 litres of water before they enter. Boo and shout abuse at Levy and piss all over the stadium.

Piss on the stairs. Piss on the seats. Piss on the bar. Piss on the doors. Piss everywhere but in the toilet. That’s potentially 60,000 people pissing two litres of piss each. 120,000 litres of piss once every two weeks.

That should do the job.

:moursad:
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You wanna be in a stadium drenched in piss?
Are you damaged?
 
Dr Rocktopus said:
Think I need to avoid this thread for a while. It's too depressing.

Cheers Levy, you fucking scrooge
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That's the worst part, this is supposed to be an escapism, something outside of your normal day to day to look forward to, either 90 minutes of football on a weekend (or a Monday, or Tuesday, maybe Wednesday, hopefully not Thursday though!) or the excitement of a new signing.

There's nothing enjoyable about following Spurs, it'd more of a grind than real life! Fucking Levy paying himself £3m+ a year to have us all worrying about financial restraints and time limitations and being spurned by our transfer crush in favour of a club with a bigger dick...

More chance of Schindler's List brightening the mood than anything Spurs related...
 
Longshot said:
Lads, lads! We all need to calm down.

All these tweets about this player, and that is all just a smokescreen, for the super secret deal of.........................



Ndombele to PSG.......................
















and Mbappé to us!!

For some of this fan base, that's probably the only thing that'll appease them at this moment 🤣
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Mbappe is overrated.
 
Notabadsquad said:
Some posters are firing off on one. Understandable. I tell here of the men on the forum.

I referenced an ankle and leg analogy to Diaz. It's relevant and simple and so let's see it like this.

Some of us when young had a bit of something about us. A bit flush but also quite handsome maybe, a swagger or whatever.

The ladies found us quite a catch, so we could afford to possibly be a bit choosy and also found that we did not have to maybe do too much in thst regard.

As we got older some continued to stay attractive but a few lost their appeal and let go off themselves a little. Add to that other blokes appeared with more cash to splash and maybe a reputation for having that bit extra.

Suddenly the more attractive mwomen were that bit more choosy and no longer saw us as that catch, given the other men on the scene.

That's us in club terms. Plenty women out there and many who may turn out to be head turners.

The key is to go looking in the right places unless you are prepared to pay well over the odds for someone who would probably be with another bloke and is only with you for the money.

I know what I prefer but equally I don't want to be on my own.
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:sandro:


You tried, mate. No one can demand more from you than that.
 
Massive Conte said:
A piss protest will do the job.

Everyone who turns up on match day drinks at least 2 litres of water before they enter. Boo and shout abuse at Levy and piss all over the stadium.

Piss on the stairs. Piss on the seats. Piss on the bar. Piss on the doors. Piss everywhere but in the toilet. That’s potentially 60,000 people pissing two litres of piss each. 120,000 litres of piss once every two weeks.

That should do the job.

:moursad:
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Should we be concerned about how you came up with a piss protest of all thing?
 
Just to show it isn't any easier for real football clubs....

Diaz to Liverpool update: It's complicated​

Sky Sports News' Vinny O'Connor:
Julian Ward is to succeed sporting director Michael Edwards in the summer. Both have got Liverpool into pole position to sign Luis Diaz but that’s all it is at this stage.
Liverpool are sending a delegation to Argentina in anticipation of doing a medical there. Argentina is where Colombia play next after tonight’s game at home to Peru.
The medical will be a logistical challenge and that means a delay.
There is still lots of jeopardy because of where the player is and how important the games are to Colombia.
There is a lot of things to wade through to get this over the line.
It won’t be a quick process which it could have been by flying to Portugal, assuming Liverpool reach an agreement with Porto which they haven’t yet.
72 hours is a more likely timescale and far from straightforward.
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Keeping it real for a moment though. What is the clubs actual ambition?

We as fans obviously want to be top of the league, and win cups/trophies.
The club on the other hand, whilst yes would love a trophy, might be happy to finish between 4th and 8th. This might be the zone that keeps the club profitable and attractive to the level of players they want.

Unless they actually turn around and say, yes Spurs are here to challenge the top 4, or something along those lines, we just may need to temper our expectations unfortunately.
 
Alright Diaz is dead then. Of course he'd rather go Liverpool, can't hold it against him. Club that's winning trophies, playing in the CL year in year out, great manager backed by his board...the opposite of us basically. Fine, let's move on and accept we'll just get Amrabat & Tanner...and maybe a very last-minute pure panic buy that'll turn out to be another waste of money but eh, not like we aren't used to it
 
Massive Conte said:
A piss protest will do the job.

Everyone who turns up on match day drinks at least 2 litres of water before they enter. Boo and shout abuse at Levy and piss all over the stadium.

Piss on the stairs. Piss on the seats. Piss on the bar. Piss on the doors. Piss everywhere but in the toilet. That’s potentially 60,000 people pissing two litres of piss each. 120,000 litres of piss once every two weeks.

That should do the job.

:moursad:
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Levy would happily take it all. He loves taking the piss.
 
Longshot said:
Keeping it real for a moment though. What is the clubs actual ambition?

We as fans obviously want to be top of the league, and win cups/trophies.
The club on the other hand, whilst yes would love a trophy, might be happy to finish between 4th and 8th. This might be the zone that keeps the club profitable and attractive to the level of players they want.

Unless they actually turn around and say, yes Spurs are here to challenge the top 4, or something along those lines, we just may need to temper our expectations unfortunately.
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The clubs only ambition is to get people into the multi sport arena as many times a year as possible.
 
iz futbal said:
Levy would happily take it all. He loves taking the piss.
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Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU
 
Longshot said:
Keeping it real for a moment though. What is the clubs actual ambition?

We as fans obviously want to be top of the league, and win cups/trophies.
The club on the other hand, whilst yes would love a trophy, might be happy to finish between 4th and 8th. This might be the zone that keeps the club profitable and attractive to the level of players they want.

Unless they actually turn around and say, yes Spurs are here to challenge the top 4, or something along those lines, we just may need to temper our expectations unfortunately.
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Perhaps Mr levy needs to address the fans with one of his delightful video messages outlining his vision and ambition for the club.
 
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