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They automatically give it Liverpool or they cry that it wasn't fair.
sorry - I wasn't aware of the fact that you had a copy of the South Korean armies recruit training schedule.
My point was that - in a well organised military - you can cover a lot of ground in 3 months, and my experience of South Koreans (I worked for one of their companies for a year) is that they tend to do everything to exceptionally high standards.
I think I'd prefer to have our game finished off by the 10th min so that entire shithole of a stadium has to sit there for 80 min with dumbfounded looks while Everton fans sing "Champions League you're having a laugh" as Dele Alli scores a brace and flosses in front of them.
Oh that's dead easy mate. I dislike Woolwich more than any other team on the planet. Completely irrational of course - goes back decades to the "lucky Woolwich" days. I'm sure they largely earned that moniker in games against us. I've always quite liked Spurs - have a lot of friends who follow them - and I've had a lot of laughs on here, which is the only forum I've ever posted on. So whenever there's Spurs news I can't help thinking "wonder what the FC fellas think of that?"
Good luck at the weekend. I think you'll be fine. Even we stuffed them.
Your not a Spurs fan if you don’t think something can go wrong. Our recent history defines it, if something can go wrong if it often does unlike Chelsea who always fall on their feet. That being said Conte is elite so even I am
reasonably confident.
Sure, if I was in your position I would have one eye on something going horribly wrong. It's not "Spursy" - it happens to every club at times.
I mean, you'd think Man City fans would be pretty relaxed but they are the most paranoid, tin-foil hatters imaginable.
Ronaldo cowering:
"Not my face!!!... Not my face!!!"
Salah will have been the pretty-boy, lightweight one that got protected cos all the thugs were thirsty for his fit sister.
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I think it's reasonable to be a bit anxious, but some of it is getting a bit hysterial and playing up the whole "spursy" thing.
I am pretty calm though, I'll be calm if we bottle this. A bottling of that magnitude will be too great for me to even get upset.
Oh, and btw, I agree on Conte. He's brilliant. Completely insane and hilarious but a genius manager. So glad he's back in the PL.
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Yeah, I remember Salah, Mane and Aboomerang shared one a few seasons back. 23 fucking goals. If Kane was fit he'd have snapped that up.
Nah 3 months isn't enough to make anyone combat ready, you think Israel, Korea and Singapore defined their length of conscription just for laughs?
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I always thought Everton fans hated us for some reason.
Only time I remember Everton fans really got annoyed with us is losing to Liverpool in the final of the CL because that is to them like Woolwich winning the cup.
On Reddit, Norwich fans are actively wanting to lose/draw so we get CL instead of the gooners. 
In any large group of people there's always at least one weirdo.