Djed Spence

[SausageVince]

Had a dream last night that Djed Spence would wear a black fedora while playing. Conte thought he'd manage to convince him not to wear it (because it was the reason for his poor aerial abilities) but the delay in agreeing the transfer has been Spence's insistence on a contractual right to don a black fedora while playing. Apparently Levy wasn't too bothered because he could understand the potential image rights upside to a black fedora wearing wing back. In the end Conte had to compromise to get his man.

 

[tommyboyspurs]

Had a dream last night that Djed Spence would wear a black fedora while playing. Conte thought he'd manage to convince him not to wear it (because it was the reason for his poor aerial abilities) but the delay in agreeing the transfer has been Spence's insistence on a contractual right to don a black fedora while playing. Apparently Levy wasn't too bothered because he could understand the potential image rights upside to a black fedora wearing wing back. In the end Conte had to compromise to get his man.

 

[Bill Madrid]

Had a dream last night that Djed Spence would wear a black fedora while playing. Conte thought he'd manage to convince him not to wear it (because it was the reason for his poor aerial abilities) but the delay in agreeing the transfer has been Spence's insistence on a contractual right to don a black fedora while playing. Apparently Levy wasn't too bothered because he could understand the potential image rights upside to a black fedora wearing wing back. In the end Conte had to compromise to get his man.

Bob Stokoe-tastic!

 

[Hotspurpaul]

maybe but I don't think that is.

firstly take the numerous posts about Spence and Aj Tracey looking alike in isolation. Have a look at both of them and you would see that abdolutely nothing alike APART from hairstyle. The Eyes are not similar, nose is not similar, they're a different shade colour wise as well.

It's a lazy comparison that tends to happen usually when the person is black. Two white guys with same blonde hair but absolutely everything different and that comparsion wouldn't be made, it just wouldn't (especially if
they are a different shade of white).

I wouldn't say that's racist though just lazy generalisation. I would definitely say a lot of black people look the same is.

Nope. If i had hair like Jedward, i would expect a lot of people to say i looked like Jedward!................hair is the main contributor usually.

 

[RocketRonny]

why aren't we announcing him?

 

[Matt1882]

He's 76 years old, probably can't see for shit or remember his own name half the time, and he's confused Wesley Snipes for Denzel Washington. Let's deck the old c*nt.

That's the least offensive thing he's come out with by a long, long way.
He's basically Jim Davidson.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

why aren't we announcing him?

I'm sure we will tomorrow.

 

[sudoku]

Bob Stokoe-tastic!

I remember walking into a giant pub in Downham one lunch hour and there were dozens of old boys sitting at separate tables all wearing raincoats and flat caps.
I used to own 3 raincoats and a couple of Trilbies.
Times have changed. I can't remember the last time I saw a man wearing a raincoat or a Trilby.

 

[ArtyB]

Nope. If i had hair like Djedward, i would expect a lot of people to say i looked like Djedward!................hair is the main contributor usually.

Fixed...

 

[sudoku]

Nope. If i had hair like Jedward, i would expect a lot of people to say i looked like Jedward!................hair is the main contributor usually.

I've posted this before but down the pub after a few pints we have a game of guessing who punters look like.
The ones that get the best laughs are the ones who look the least like the celebs but everyone "gets" it.
Any bloke with grey or white messy hair is Boris. Actually women, too.

 

[Tottenham Sean]

I remember walking into a giant pub in Downham one lunch hour and there were dozens of old boys sitting at separate tables all wearing raincoats and flat caps.
I used to own 3 raincoats and a couple of Trilbies.
Times have changed. I can't remember the last time I saw a man wearing a raincoat or a Trilby.

I own and wear both!
Though not together.
I have a vintage tonik Burberry Mac.
And my summer hat of choice is a light weight trilby. Need it to keep the sun off my nude noggin.

 

[VonnegutBusy]

It's not racist perse it's just problematic. Because the "all yall look alike" trope used to be very common among genuine bigots. So no matter how well intended white folk coming along going....but but but you two guys do look alike. Well it's just tone deaf. This is how it was explained to me.

Tanganga is the double of Forest Whittaker

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

I do understand that but it shouldn't stop perfectly friendly non racist observations that 2 people look alike.

Oh I hear you mate. It's just the reality of a very very far from perfect world. The space between the one we'd like to inhabit as opposed to the one we do (shittyly) live in.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

The fuck is this, spot the difference for racist cunts?

Like I said man tone deaf.

 

[Mick Cooper]

In which case you must be easily offended mate

Oh he is, and doesn't take criticism well at all

Just like the board policeman, who has now gone full on arcspace and is spamming me with disagrees and fomenting bans by advising people to card posters for things he deems binnable

#mummiesboy

 

[cretinousgoat]

why aren't we announcing him?

Have patience.

And renew the fantasy pl league you bugger

 

[mummy]

The fuck is this, spot the difference for racist cunts?

Don't be ridiculous. I'm simply asking if people think they look alike or not.

 

[Hotspurpaul]

The fuck is this, spot the difference for racist cunts?

Rodger (chubbs) is probably the least racist person on here....

 

[Murphy]

Don't be ridiculous. I'm simply asking if people think they look alike or not.

They have the same hair but don't look otherwise alike. It wasn't at you - it was more the stupidity of it all

 

[kingdawson]

Don't be ridiculous. I'm simply asking if people think they look alike or not.

and then you stated AJ Tracey is on the right insinuating they look alike.