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Tell us a joke make me laugh.Well, at least I've discovered what my type of humour isn't in that 1 minute 33 seconds I won't be getting back.
Paddydogsstar was at the pub with his friends watching a football match on the TV. As the match heated up, Paddydogsstar's team scored a goal and he jumped up in excitement, spilling his drink all over himself.Tell us a joke make me laugh.
How the fuck did you know about the bibPaddydogsstar was at the pub with his friends watching a football match on the TV. As the match heated up, Paddydogsstar's team scored a goal and he jumped up in excitement, spilling his drink all over himself.
His friends laughed and teased him, "You're such a messy drinker, Paddydogsstar!"
Paddydogsstar replied, "I can't help it! I get so excited when my team scores that I forget about everything else."
One of his friends said, "Well, maybe you should try wearing a bib or something."
Paddydogsstar thought for a moment and then exclaimed, "That's a brilliant idea! I'll wear a bib with my team's logo on it!"
The next week, Paddydogsstar showed up to the pub wearing a bib with his team's logo on it. As the match progressed, he cheered loudly every time his team scored a goal. But when the opposing team scored a goal, Paddydogsstar couldn't help but cry.
His friends were puzzled and asked, "Why are you crying, Paddydogsstar?"
Paddydogsstar replied, "I'm wearing a bib, but I'm still getting creamed!"
There, that's 20 to 30 seconds of your life you'll never get back.
How is this a thing? It's absolutely bat shit crazy. Wrexham Vs USA Women.
About the two Woolwich arseholes who played football with a cat???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Tell us a joke make me laugh.
About the two Woolwich arseholes who played football with a cat???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't call the police when the cat was leading 1-0!
Very bad taste.About the two Woolwich arseholes who played football with a cat???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't call the police when the cat was leading 1-0!
I'm very sorry, I didn't mean to offend anyone and I certainly didn't mean to denigrate a cat.Very bad taste.