Manager Mauricio Pochettino

[Kosher Kid]

I feel numb.

Who IN THE NAME OF LORD FUCK are we getting in?

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Do you want me to tell you?

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[Ed Vanderlay]

Clip on Sky Poch does not exactly look ecstatic to be there , I’m sure the money will help ease the pain . Now just do a shitty job Poch

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Seeing it now officially done, seeing Chelsea players interviewed about working with him.

Just want to be sick, frankly.

 

[todd1882]

First game I will look for when the schedules come out. Would be interesting if first up we have Chelsea @ home and things are going well for him and bad for us. Could be brutal for Levy and his chosen coach.

 

[Malibu]

First job Poch needs to do is buy Dier, Sanchez, PEH, Perisic and Sessegnon from us.

Second job - relegate the Chavs.

 

[bonaspur23]

If poch succeeds and levy’s next hire fails, levy is not going to be able to attend matches anymore and will likely need bodyguards.

 

[Gmspurs]

If poch succeeds and levy’s next hire fails, he’s not going to be able to attend matches anymore and will likely need bodyguards.

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Poch?

Levy?

Or both?

 

[Brian Fantana]

The very fact our owners didn’t want him tells me that we should probably want him!

 

[Radical Rei]

Well at least we know the Chavs are winning fuck all for a couple seasons minimum. (Until they sack Poch).

 

[The Swellhead Spur]

If poch succeeds and levy’s next hire fails, he’s not going to be able to attend matches anymore and will likely need bodyguards.

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If Poch fails and Levy's next hire succeeds, he's not going to be able to attend matches anymore without flowers being thrown at him

 

[Elias]

So it's now being reported as a two-year contract.

I await the chav spin, but it's curiously short for a head coach whose MO is "creating a culture" at a club.


Chelsea CONFIRM Mauricio Pochettino as their new manager

 

[SpiderSpurs]

 

[PointToPatrik]

So it's now being reported as a two-year contract.

I await the chav spin, but it's curiously short for a head coach whose MO is "creating a culture" at a club.


Chelsea CONFIRM Mauricio Pochettino as their new manager

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Todd learned from giving Potter the stupidly long one.

 

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[StripiestPilot]

I still love Poch and I'm happy to see him back in work but I wish him the very worst of luck with this job.

 

[Elias]

Todd learned from giving Potter the stupidly long one.

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Boehly is like the dumbest AI that learns all the wrong lessons.

 

[PointToPatrik]

Boehly is like the dumbest AI that learns all the wrong lessons.

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Homer Simpson if they actually followed up on him owning the Denver Broncos.

 

[HarrowCoys]

First game I will look for when the schedules come out. Would be interesting if first up we have Chelsea @ home and things are going well for him and bad for us. Could be brutal for Levy and his chosen coach.

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Nothing will give me more joy than us ruining his Chelsea career

 

[todd1882]

Nothing will give me more joy than us ruining his Chelsea career

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Awesome...always good to set reasonable life goals.

I, on the other hand, wish him nothing but the best...

Chelsea target Ugarte after confirming Mauricio Pochettino as head coach

Chelsea are interested in the Sporting Lisbon midfielder, who reportedly has a £52m release clause, after Mauricio Pochettino became their head coach

www.theguardian.com

 

[Chevy5]

He's supposed to be taking over in July — he'll be gone by late June with Boehly as chairman.