vicario ("the cheap option, cheapskates!" - even though he was our manager's choice lol!)
royal ("i will burn my shirt if i ever have to see him play for us again" - hahahahaha" zzziiinnngggg!!!!)
romero ("fit for argentina, you're only fit for argentina, fit for argentina..." - this seems true so furry m)
davies (see royal - although i agree here, he just can't pass)
udogie ("it's too early to play him, play davies there" - er?)
sarr ("loan him out" - no no no, start him every game ffs!)
bissouma ("he's always injured" - prepare for beast mode...)
maddison ("how can you sign a player that hates us?" - i agree, such a punch-able face but there you go)
kulusevski ("he's been shite since his 'break out' six months" - i said this too, so come on deki!)
richarlison ("if we start the campaign without kane and him up front, we're going to get relegated" - brilliant!)
son ("captain? he's been shite for ages now" - as son said himself, "i was carrying an injury")
the bench:
forster ("he's ok as a back-up" - ooooooh!)
porro ("sign porro ffs!" - he signs... he promptly closes his media accounts)
vdv ("he's too young! yet again the club signed the cheaper option" - face palm)
dier (see son)
skipp ("he's not good enough" - change his name to skippino, buy him for £80m and see how many people's opinion changes.., if only he were left footed too eh gio)
lo celso ("the club never spend big money on players!" - this, is by far the best quote i found... which incidentally has now changed to "yeah but, we buy the wrong players!" - barbie dolls and teens? not at all)
solomon ("typical spurs, free signing, cheapskates" - if only we'd signed him for £60m er tanguy!)
scarlett (see sarr)
veliz ("he's not up to it!" - as per our south american experts that have been watching him since the age of 7... hasn't kicked a ball yet but yeah, that sounds about right, doesn't it?)
who wouldn't want to join our club with fans like these eh? these quotes are all taken from our forum... see if you can join the dots and find the poster(s)
"typical levy signing! just rack off you follicly challenged galah!"