20 Easy Steps To Becoming A Spurs Hipster

[The Fighting Cock]

Your favourite Spurs game of all time is the 1-0 win away at the San Siro vs AC Milan. Incidentally, this is the game when your favourite current Spurs player Sandro “landed on the world stage”. Your favourite Spurs player of all time is Glenn Hoddle, and you refer to him solely as “God”. This may be true of a large amount of Spurs fans, but you actually have a shrine to him in your room, and the groove has [...]

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[Norwegian_Yid]

Guilty on number 2, 7, 12, 15 and 20.

 

[Tucker]

But Modric is pronounced "Rat faced little cunt" isn't it?

 

[NorseYid]

My dream doesn't include Moutinho at all.

It does include me, Holtby and sexy Boas along with a bucket of coconut oil and a chatroulette connection, though :avbshock:

 

[Solidification]

Guilty on a few but missed out on Milan away. Stalteri winner at spammers or the win at the Death Star are my best away days

 

[GodSaveTheKing]

I'm embarrassed for myself after reading that! :avbshock:

 

[eggsoakley]

Lol this made me laugh. Guilty of a few of those.

 

[Freudlyuchenko]

Guilty of 6 maybe 7 - depends if Sandro is my favourite player, have him on the back of my shirt though

 

[Thelonious]

I don't wear colours to games anymore, guilty of that one.

 

[Kris]

Guilty of: 7, 13, 15

 

[WindyCOYS]

This is genius.

 

[Éperons]

I'm (basically) guilty of them all, but the first two seem out of place?

I think a real hipster would only have sexual dreams about players unlinked to Spurs who are known mostly through the FM universe. That'd be some quality crate-digging.

But why would a hipster support Spurs in the first place? That's what the Football Conference is for?

(BTW, ollieXcore I lafft)

 

[Carlito Brigante]

Should have been called "are you a cunt?"

I don't recognise our support any more.

 

[Éperons]

21. You've repeatedly had articles about Spurs rejected from The Blizzard.

 

[ollieXcore]

I'm (basically) guilty of them all, but the first two seem out of place?

I think a real hipster would only have sexual dreams about players unlinked to Spurs who are known mostly through the FM universe. That'd be some quality crate-digging.

But why would a hipster support Spurs in the first place? That's what the Football Conference is for?

(BTW, ollieXcore I lafft)

The first two weren't explained very well, but the Milan game was absolutely one for the "football purist" (whatever the fuck that means) and Sandro is undoubtedly a player for the "football purist" (again, whatever the fuck that means).

 

[ollieXcore]

Should have been called "are you a cunt?"

I don't recognise our support any more.

I'd say being a Spurs hipster is pretty "Spursy".

 

[Carlito Brigante]

I'd say being a Spurs hipster is pretty "Spursy".

This is a joke right? Campaign against new football? You lot are new football.

I'm pretty high, is this irony?

 

[Éperons]

The first two weren't explained very well, but the Milan game was absolutely one for the "football purist" (whatever the fuck that means) and Sandro is undoubtedly a player for the "football purist" (again, whatever the fuck that means).

Ah. They were both so new that I was a bit confused.

AC Milan away was the day I burned my Sandro shirt. His walking out onto the world stage meant he wasn't cool anymore. But I do karaoke "Na levada do pan" whenever I can.

 

[Blanchflower]

21. (should be) Be utterly convinced that you are in no way a Spurs Hipster.

 

[lovetheshirt]

Yeah, it's only cool if it seems effortless.