2019-20 Season Predictions

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Just for a bit of fun. Here's a few of mine for the upcoming season.

1. Big Sam will return to Newcastle by January stating things such as "sleeping giant" and "fans deserve a trophy"

2. VAR will somehow still favour Salah when diving. The BBC will have Judges will actually give him ratings on the dive and there will be a BBC dive of the season competition.

3. AFTV will receive record views as DT and Troopz actually physically melt.

4. Jamie Redknapp's transformation into an even bigger cunt.

5. Sky will now have a series of daily preview shows for two weeks before any Utd Liverpool game which of course will end 0-0.

6. Graeme Souness tells Alex Scott to "shut the fuck up, men are talking"
 

Bazali

Gourmet
1. bus_conductor to post a Selfie 🤳 in a Sissoko top

2. The Hood to appear on AFTV

3. Case and Mrs P to have a cunt off ending in Case getting a straight red
 

Borodin55

Carpe Diem
Peter Crouch comes out of retirement and signs a new 8 year contract with Newcastle (wouldn't be the first time they've given one out) :thumbup:

John Terry appears on Algerian club photo holding African Cup Of Nations trophy.
 

cretinousgoat

Supporter
President of the TFC Peace and Goodwill Society
Bale gets bored in China and signs for spurs in January.
Goes on to score the winner in the CL final against Madrid.
Gets assassinated by Zidane
 

Bazali

Gourmet
Peter Crouch comes out of retirement and signs a new 8 year contract with Newcastle (wouldn't be the first time they've given one out) :thumbup:

John Terry appears on Algerian club photo holding African Cup Of Nations trophy.


Lee Bowyer also comes out of retirement and signs for Newcastle under new manager Joey Barton

Has a fight with Crouch at the Gallowgate End as he only got a 5 year contract
 
One of United, Woolwich or Chelsea will finish outside the top 6, but no one that finished below 6th last season will make the top 4.

Wait are these serious or fake...

:saha:
 
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