A Song for Sandro...

[Benjoss]

Why no song for Brazilian midfielder?
We need one. He's the beast of our midfield and we all love the crazy mofo.

Here's my starter for ten….

To the tune of Rio by Duran Duran (Rio is a city in Brazil….geddit?)

His name is Sandro and he plays for Totting-ham

He knows Kung-Fu and he's Brazilian

You have to say Brazilian like Brazil-e-anne to make it work........






.....I'll get my coat.

Anyone else?

 

[Thelonious]

*opens the door for Benjoss to leave the pub*

 

[Benjoss]

:harryblow:.........Ostrich?

 

[Burko]

 

[AlMacca_]

Don't we sing "sandro sandro, tottenham hotspur's brazilian yido"?? haven't heard it in a while to be fair

 

[Nevill_H]

What's wrong with SANDRO...SANDROO...Tottenham Hotspur's Brazilian yidoo.

Apart from it being quite troublesome to get the words right

 

[Nevill_H]

Great minds...

 

[AlMacca_]

copycat

 

[EssexYid]

He pukes when he wants
He pukes when he waaannnttss
That man Sandro
He pukes when he wants

 

[frontwheel]

Don't we sing "sandro sandro, tottenham hotspur's brazilian yido"?? haven't heard it in a while to be fair

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Heard it on Sunday and you're right Nev, it's a bit of a twongue titster.

 

[Flannerz]

Sandro Sandro man
I want to be
A Sandro man

 

[Dru]

He pukes when he wants
He pukes when he waaannnttss
That man Sandro
He pukes when he wants

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I applaud the effort but I am getting sick of that tune

 

[EssexYid]

I applaud the effort but I am getting sick of that tune

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It wasn't a particularly serious suggestion to be honest.

My best song idea was the Gylfi one ages ago, I hope it gets sung tonight :gylfi:

 

[Dru]

What was the Gylfi one?

It just seems that 'what we waaaant' tune is getting sung over and over by everyone

 

[EssexYid]

And you'll never get Gylfi
You'll neeeeevvverrrr get Gylfi
Jog on Jog on

And repeat :gylfi:

Would probably have been funnier to sing tonight if he'd done a bit better for us so far....

 

[Pie and Mash]

Wh ho ho ho ho

Sandro likes Kung Fu fighting
He tackles as fast as lightning
In fact it is a little bit frightening
He does it with expert timing

Wh ho ho ho ho

 

[Cripps14]

I remember of my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into
Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me oh Sandro

Well you came and you gave without taking
You stuck your face on the line, oh Sandro
Well you kick them and stop them from scoring
And I need you today, oh Sandro

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[ricky2tricky4city]

Sandro whoa
Oh Sandro whoa
He flattened Yaya Toure
Coz he got in his way

 

[Tomenham]

The Nicola Berti Tune:
Myyy name is Sandro Ranieri, my number is thirty
I come from a team in Brazil - INTER
When i walk down the street
All the people i meet
they say, hey [Insert word] what's your name
Myy name is Sandro Ranieri..

:modric:

 

[Benjoss]

I remember of my life
Raining down as cold as ice
Shadows of a man
A face through a window
Crying in the night
The night goes into
Morning, just another day
Happy people pass my way
Looking in their eyes
I see a memory
I never realized
How happy you made me oh Sandro

Well you came and you gave without taking
You stuck your face on the line, oh Sandro
Well you kick them and stop them from scoring
And I need you today, oh Sandro

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Fucking genius! :kaboullol: