
He's the luckiest man in the fucking world. No other elite club would hire him, we took a punt on him out of desperation. Plucked him out of the fucking wilderness, the backwater leagues of the world. He should be thanking God every day that he was handed a glorious opportunity to manage a club not staffed by part-timers.
Best thing about the club? Don't make me fucking laugh. We're what, 16th in the form table or whatever it is now? He hasn't coached a single win over a rival all season, our only wins against the top 6 were a shite United and 9 man Liverpool which we won due to a late OG.
LIVING off a fantastic 10 game period where everything clicked. Since then he hasn't dealt with bad periods at all well and can't coach a win against teams we don't have a huge talent advantage over to save his fucking life. Four points handed to David fucking Moyes this season.
"You lost your best player!" Yeah and then spent circa 200 million in the window. We finished 4th the season before 7th you absolute mug. We've not even existed in the cups this season. What he's achieved is the bare fucking minimum for him to be given another season. We're ultimately going to finish THREE POINTS ahead of seventh anyway. Fuck me.