Would you consider yourself a Spurs fan, or a glory supporter?
Because if you don't care about what you (presumably) watch from us every week, as long as you get to crow about winning a trophy, it doesn't really seem like you care about Spurs that much.
Would you chop your cock off if you were told that one night in May you'd get to have a wild night with the superstar of your choosing? Whether or not you get your cock back afterwards is unclear BTW?
Would you choose to eat only 10 meals from August this year to May next year on the understanding that you'd get the best meal ever on one special day at the end of it? Again, any subsequent meals, or not, following that are undetermined.
Not wanting to trade an extended period of miserable, for one night of joy, isn't nearly as ludicrous to me as you make out.
Hypothetically, what does us winning CL mean to you, if Spurs ate undeniably shit, you know Spurs are shit, the whole world knows Spurs are shit, and watching us play is a shit experience?
I would take finishing 17th if it meant winning a Champion's League, yes.


