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Sibs said:
sibs is there no end to your talents why arn't you running the country
Flav said:
IIIIIIII dont know what is that make's me love you so
i cant prounance your name i think it's akkouto
yougot something we'al can see
that's why we call you BAE
crazy but it's true-ew
his middle name is assou
was a bit drunk after battering the scum but i think those are the words
Sibs said:
sibs = Jeeves
TFC = Wooster
just thought of a bridge for the Ekotto song, makes no fucking sense but who cares....
get back home Ekotto, Modric is waiting for you
wearing his high heel shoes and his low neck sweater
get back home Ekotto
get back home Ekotto, Modric is waiting for you
wearing his high heel shoes and his low neck sweater
get back home Ekotto
I'm a sucker for coming up with chants, so I'll throw my cap into the ring
To the "Lola" tune:
"His name is Benoit
Assou-Ekotto
and he plays for Tottenham Hotspur
and he has a big Afro . . .
(repeat)"
or (depending on the style he's sporting):
"His name is Benoit
Assou-Ekotto
and he plays for Tottenham Hotspur
and he has crazy corn rows"
To the "Lola" tune:
"His name is Benoit
Assou-Ekotto
and he plays for Tottenham Hotspur
and he has a big Afro . . .
(repeat)"
or (depending on the style he's sporting):
"His name is Benoit
Assou-Ekotto
and he plays for Tottenham Hotspur
and he has crazy corn rows"
"hey you! Benny Assou Ekotto, Benny Assou Ekotto we love you!...
And he! Benny Assout Ekotto, Benny Assou Ekotto loves us too!
Benny Benny Assou Ekotto, our lovely left back friend!
Benny Benny Assou Ekotto, you know we can depend!"
And scene.
Sang really quickly it works.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxQQx3nfBNU[/youtube]
And he! Benny Assout Ekotto, Benny Assou Ekotto loves us too!
Benny Benny Assou Ekotto, our lovely left back friend!
Benny Benny Assou Ekotto, you know we can depend!"
And scene.
Sang really quickly it works.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxQQx3nfBNU[/youtube]
I don't expect anyone to sing this one in the terraces (I think my 1 above is better for that as it is easier to remember for 1 thing!), partly because they don't exist anymore but mainly as it is quite camp ... as hilarious as that would be!
Ass-ou E-kot-to
Ass-ou E-kot-to
He is B, Brilliant
He is E, Entertaining
He is N, No compromise
He is N, Never Woolwich
He is a Yidooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooooo
Ass-ou E-kot-to
Ass-ou E-kot-to
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxcbFFRYKS8[/youtube]
Ass-ou E-kot-to
Ass-ou E-kot-to
He is B, Brilliant
He is E, Entertaining
He is N, No compromise
He is N, Never Woolwich
He is a Yidooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo oooooooooooooo
Ass-ou E-kot-to
Ass-ou E-kot-to
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxcbFFRYKS8[/youtube]
That is class mate.
To the tune of...
Can't Take My Eyes Off of You
[start quiet... get loud]
You're Just to good to be true
Benny Assou Ekotto [prounced 'Ekottuuuuu]
You've got an impressive first touch
You love you're Smart Car so much
Its an nice automobile
Your always keepin it real.
You're just too good to be true.
Benny Assou Ekotto
BEN-NY, BEN-NY, BA DA BA DA BA
BEN-NY, BEN-NY, BA DA BA DA BA
BEN-NY, BEN-NY, BA DA BA DA BA - DAAAAAAA
WE LOVE YOU BEEEEENNNNNNNYYYY
AND IF ITS QUITE ALRIGHT
WE NEED YOU BEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNYYYY
ON THE LEFT NOT RIGHT
WE LOVE YOU, BENNNNNNYY
TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAY:
OH, WITTY BEEEEEENNNNNNY,
YOU L.O.L. ALL DAY
OH, LITTLE BENNNNNNNNY,
NOW THAT YOUR SPURS PLEASE STAY
AND LET US LOVE YOU, BENNY.
LET US LOVE YOU.
(repeat)
Can't Take My Eyes Off of You
[start quiet... get loud]
You're Just to good to be true
Benny Assou Ekotto [prounced 'Ekottuuuuu]
You've got an impressive first touch
You love you're Smart Car so much
Its an nice automobile
Your always keepin it real.
You're just too good to be true.
Benny Assou Ekotto
BEN-NY, BEN-NY, BA DA BA DA BA
BEN-NY, BEN-NY, BA DA BA DA BA
BEN-NY, BEN-NY, BA DA BA DA BA - DAAAAAAA
WE LOVE YOU BEEEEENNNNNNNYYYY
AND IF ITS QUITE ALRIGHT
WE NEED YOU BEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNYYYY
ON THE LEFT NOT RIGHT
WE LOVE YOU, BENNNNNNYY
TRUST IN ME WHEN I SAY:
OH, WITTY BEEEEEENNNNNNY,
YOU L.O.L. ALL DAY
OH, LITTLE BENNNNNNNNY,
NOW THAT YOUR SPURS PLEASE STAY
AND LET US LOVE YOU, BENNY.
LET US LOVE YOU.
(repeat)
How about something like this..."You are my sunshine" is the tune...
His name is Benoit, Assou Ekotto
He plays at left back, For Tottenham.
He'll never know just,
how much we love him
so please don't take, Ekotto away.
Sounds good in my head anyway!
His name is Benoit, Assou Ekotto
He plays at left back, For Tottenham.
He'll never know just,
how much we love him
so please don't take, Ekotto away.
Sounds good in my head anyway!
When you get to the Tottenham bit I can't help but hear Ossie saying it.
That probably works better!
to the tune of "i want to know what love is" by foreigner
BENOIT ASSOU-EKOTTOOOOOO..
dee do do dooo
YOU KNOW THAT WE LOVE YOUUUU!
BENOIT ASSOU-EKOTTOOOOO
dee do do dooo
WE WANT YOU TO SHOW US...
Yeah it's cheesy.
BENOIT ASSOU-EKOTTOOOOOO..
dee do do dooo
YOU KNOW THAT WE LOVE YOUUUU!
BENOIT ASSOU-EKOTTOOOOO
dee do do dooo
WE WANT YOU TO SHOW US...
Yeah it's cheesy.
Being an Aussie I dont get to games all that often, but I rekon I have an old Aussie classic that suits
B.A.E. - Is dynamite
B.A.E. - Will win the fight
B.A.E. - Is a power load
B.A.E. - Watch him explode
B.A.E Oi Oi Oi
B.A.E. Oi Oi Oi
B.A.E. Oi Oi Oi
(To the tune of AC/DC's T.N.T)
[youtube]http://youtu.be/3CNxKphbJBE[/youtube]
B.A.E. - Is dynamite
B.A.E. - Will win the fight
B.A.E. - Is a power load
B.A.E. - Watch him explode
B.A.E Oi Oi Oi
B.A.E. Oi Oi Oi
B.A.E. Oi Oi Oi
(To the tune of AC/DC's T.N.T)
[youtube]http://youtu.be/3CNxKphbJBE[/youtube]