Come here to laugh at the Fascist, Failing Chavs

[Darnswim]

In the dire situation surrounding the people of Ukraine, this is some bright news, and being a Spurs fan makes it even better. If Chelsea/Meerkat etc. is a consequence of weakening Putin, then the World is all for it.

 

[Mariner]

 

[AlabamaSpur]

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Mega-bus vibes and hitching around Europe like a student.

Get Alonso to drive their coach. What's the worst that could happen?

 

[Mariner]

Sweet lady KARMA haven’t seen you in these parts for a long long time

 

[Darnswim]

Looks like Three will be pulling their sponsorship.

They’re fucked lads. Drink it in. I expect a distress sale by the end of the season.

They can't sell players either. Such a weird scenario. Hopefully the sanctions continue.

 

[Don Corleone]

Just out of interest, what does this mean for the future of Chelsea? I would love nothing more than to see these cunts burn, but they always end up coming out smelling of roses. What will happen to them? What if a rich owner buys them eventually?

 

[Zest]

What is the points deduction for Admin?

 

[Herclueless]

If the only income is from Tv money and CL prize money there is no way they can meet their daily oblgations.the only way out is for them to go into administration and allow the administrator to sell to new owners,however if they do go into admin it means an automatic points deduction.Think they could be well and truley fucked.

Well that leaves me torn, I'd like them to go into administration as soon as possible so they are guaranteed to be fucked, however a points deduction wouldn't hurt them nearly as much this season as it likely will next, so I guess we would prefer them to make like Lieutenant Commander Worf and cling on until next season before administration then?

 

[Super Jan Fan]

Depends.

There will be *hundreds* of buyers now. The price is likely now in the hundreds of millions. So it will come down to the Chavs’ cash flow and how they are financially set up.

If they’re fucked, they will be forced to sell.

Remember when Portsmouth got sold to whoever it was that then stripped the club of its assets? we can only hope this is what happens now to Chelsea.

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

What is the points deduction for Admin?

Not much.

 

[Zest]

Not such a loveable rogue now, is he?

Face it lurking Chelsea fans, you are done for.

 

[cretinousgoat]

 

[Airfixx]

They can't sell players either. Such a weird scenario. Hopefully the sanctions continue.

Apparently they can sell (player) assets to help keep the club afloat (pay bills, wages etc.)....

Extending contracts and registering new players however is a no.

Therein lies it's own dillema:

Sell players and weaken club on the pitch.....

or

Keep them and financially crumble.

 

[Zest]

Would love it, if they can't pay players and they all get released...

 

[Airfixx]

Not much.

9 points been rumoured.......

Seen anything between 12 & 20 in the champ so that would be getting off lightly.

 

[AlabamaSpur]

Sanctions seem fair to me...

 

[cretinousgoat]

This is like a real life game of football manager, where you take over a hated club, and deliberately sabotage everything about it.

AND I FUCKING LOVE IT

 

[Zest]

9 points been rumoured.......

Seen anything between 12 & 20 in the champ so that would be getting off lightly.

Touch and go then, for us to pass them.

 

[Airfixx]

That picture hits different if you imagine him being fucked hard up the arse at the time.