Come here to laugh at West Spam

[Airfixx]

Haha, the old “we don’t care about being relegated” bullshit we get from them every year.
This is them preparing for it and then they can say, “ look we already said we don’t care” .
You watch, if they do pull away from relegation they will all be saying how catastrophic relegation would have been..They are so predictable .
They also think that going down would mean the end of GSB, they are too thick to realise that they will be in the championship with 25k in the banter bowl and STILL have GSB pulling the strings.

How much do you care about relegation? - Page 6 - Knees up Mother Brown Forum:

www.kumb.com

Lol.... As if those scummy fuckers would just casually walk away from all those sweet parachute payments.

They'd be gunning hard for shoestring promotion.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

I’m desperate to read the headline "West Ham interested in an Everton player" so I can say -

Is Moyes keen on Moise Kean.

The smallest things please me

 

[Tottenham Sean]

Gold&Sullivan make too much money from the debt repayments to walk away despite potential relegation.
They are on an almost good a return as London property or Gold(the precious metal), without the risks.
The only way they would consider selling up is if they get a ridiculously high offer and they wont happen if they are not in the Premiership.
They also have a few years left before they can sell penalty free anyway.

 

[asterdroid]

Personally if they got the same quality of training ground for the 7.8 million quid, then I would say the board has done a good job, and Fleetwood are the mugs.

But seeing as it's West Ham, you know that's not the case.

Fleetwood should afford 25 pitches worth of land for that, when the spam barely afford 5 pitches in a city where schools are having to build over their playgrounds.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Gold&Sullivan make too much money from the debt repayments to walk away despite potential relegation.
They are on an almost good a return as London property or Gold(the precious metal), without the risks.
The only way they would consider selling up is if they get a ridiculously high offer and they wont happen if they are not in the Premiership.
They also have a few years left before they can sell penalty free anyway.

Spot on.. They make far too much money from the interest on the loan they have given the club.
They aint selling any time soon and going to the championship would not change that.
That annoying little Brat son of Sullivan is being primed to take over it's his present and project from Daddy.., that's why they gave him the Women's club, so he can gain experience.

Who in their right mind would buy them? It may be this year it may be in 5 years time but they are definitely heading toward disaster, they are not far off it now but relegation would be that final nail.
They have no assets, they have a toxic fan base they have to sell season tickets for £99, they sell tickets for a quid to fill the stadium. Where is the profit in that? where is the draw? there isn't one and that's why they will be handing over to a snotty clueless teenager.

They are well and truly fucked..

 

[RocketRonny]

Is Mark Noble a club legend there? Is he in all time XIs and etc? Pretty pathetic if true

 

[superstaryid]

Let's look at some facts here about West Ham fans here

They wanted Gold Sullivan and Brady
They wanted the Olympic Stadium at all costs and were delighted when they got it
They wanted Bilic and Pellegrini
They applauded even eulogize shit signing like, Calleri, Haller, Fornals, Joe Hart, Ayew, Wilshire, Zabaletta, Felipe Andersson, Yarmelenko, chicarito,too many to mention

They can't have it all ways they were complicit and highly supportive of most of the shit decisions that club took

When I see the muggy cunts crying their tales of woe about some fucking pie and mash shop near Upton park or a grotty old pub no cunt goes in anymore becausd it's too far from the banter bowl that they themselves were desperate to move into it sums them up.

Another thing when did Upton Park become universally known as the Boleyn amongst pikey fans? It was never commonly called that.

 

[Bazali]

Gold&Sullivan make too much money from the debt repayments to walk away despite potential relegation.
They are on an almost good a return as London property or Gold(the precious metal), without the risks.
The only way they would consider selling up is if they get a ridiculously high offer and they wont happen if they are not in the Premiership.
They also have a few years left before they can sell penalty free anyway.

Heard last night that Gold and Sullivan have had a major fall out
Who will get custody of the Brady porn vids?

 

[Darnswim]

From KUMB:

"I care as I live in New Jersey and the coverage of the Premiership on NBC Sports is excellent. Getting relegated means watching dodgy streams, although I've done it before. What really gets me is that I really thought we had a shot of breaking into the top six this season. I thought we had assembled a decent squad and the usual top teams such as Man Utd, Chelsea, Woolwich and Spurs were all going to have an off year. I really thought we could be sitting where Leicester are now.

It's amazing what has happened. Moyes kept us up last time and I'm praying he can do it again, but seeing him tonight, he looked like he did when he took Sunderland down.

Of course I will support West Ham whatever happens as I have for 54 years, even from afar, and I do get over for the odd game. But the prospect of flying over to go watch Barnsley in a half empty athletics stadium doesn't exactly get the pulse racing. I do worry that we could disappear for years, bit like Coventry, Portsmouth and Sunderland have.

I think it's natural to want your team to be playing against the best, it does mean many losses, but that then provides the biggest high when we do turn over Spurs, Woolwich, Man Utd etc. How were we all feeling after beating Man Utd 2-0 earlier in the season. Still wondering how we went from there to where we are now.

So I'm praying for a miracle, it's going to take one."

They actually thought that they could challenge for the top 4/6 this year. West Ham, who still play Mark fucking Noble, Zabaleta and Snodgrass? If I had a gun to my head, I would've picked Villa having more of a chance to get top 4/6, or Palace.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

Let's look at some facts here about West Ham fans here

They wanted Gold Sullivan and Brady
They wanted the Olympic Stadium at all costs and were delighted when they got it
They wanted Bilic and Pellegrini
They applauded even eulogize shit signing like, Calleri, Haller, Fornals, Joe Hart, Ayew, Wilshire, Zabaletta, Felipe Andersson, Yarmelenko, chicarito,too many to mention

They can't have it all ways they were complicit and highly supportive of most of the shit decisions that club took

When I see the muggy cunts crying their tales of woe about some fucking pie and mash shop near Upton park or a grotty old pub no cunt goes in anymore becausd it's too far from the banter bowl that they themselves were desperate to move into it sums them up.

Another thing when did Upton Park become universally known as the Boleyn amongst pikey fans? It was never commonly called that.

Spot on. I remember when our bent PM gifted them the banter bowl, them crowing and saying they were now bigger than Spurs. I'm loving every second of this. Gold Sullivan Brady, the gift that keeps giving.

 

[Tottenham Sean]

Let's look at some facts here about West Ham fans here

They wanted Gold Sullivan and Brady
They wanted the Olympic Stadium at all costs and were delighted when they got it
They wanted Bilic and Pellegrini
They applauded even eulogize shit signing like, Calleri, Haller, Fornals, Joe Hart, Ayew, Wilshire, Zabaletta, Felipe Andersson, Yarmelenko, chicarito,too many to mention

They can't have it all ways they were complicit and highly supportive of most of the shit decisions that club took

When I see the muggy cunts crying their tales of woe about some fucking pie and mash shop near Upton park or a grotty old pub no cunt goes in anymore becausd it's too far from the banter bowl that they themselves were desperate to move into it sums them up.

Another thing when did Upton Park become universally known as the Boleyn amongst pikey fans? It was never commonly called that.

Anyone that spoke out against the move to the OS were turned on, moaned at and accused of not wanting the club to progress.
When it was pointed out to them, by a Birmingham fan what would happen up under the dildo twins and the Edmonton growler,he was laughed at and told in no uncertain terms that it would be different ,as they, G&S were "Ammers to the bone" ...
The things the fella suggested would happen,did 100% including moving them to a rented stadium so they could profit from the sale of their home. To be fair, there were a good few that weren't convinced by GSB, but they were pissing in the wind. One fella i know, use to take the piss when i mentioned i had spent an hour outside Bill Nicholson way protesting us moving to Stratford,and laughed when i turned up with a polo shirt i had made showing my disapproval...Who's laughing now Cunt?
All this protesting now would be like us doing the same over the the old WHL being demolished..Years to late!
Its about nothing more than them being able to say " Well we tried to do something to save our club"
Too late chaps.You should have been more proactive back then instead of gloating that you had beat us and "won" that effing eyesore you have to turn up to once a fortnight.

Whatever my feelings of them as a club, i do feel for the minority of fans that saw through the lies and did try to raise concerns. They alone can hold their heads high.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Anyone that spoke out against the move to the OS were turned on, moaned at and accused of not wanting the club to progress.
When it was pointed out to them, by a Birmingham fan what would happen up under the dildo twins and the Edmonton growler,he was laughed at and told in no uncertain terms that it would be different ,as they, G&S were "Ammers to the bone" ...
The things the fella suggested would happen,did 100% including moving them to a rented stadium so they could profit from the sale of their home. To be fair, there were a good few that weren't convinced by GSB, but they were pissing in the wind. One fella i know, use to take the piss when i mentioned i had spent an hour outside Bill Nicholson way protesting us moving to Stratford,and laughed when i turned up with a polo shirt i had made showing my disapproval...Who's laughing now Cunt?
All this protesting now would be like us doing the same over the the old WHL being demolished..Years to late!
Its about nothing more than them being able to say " Well we tried to do something to save our club"
Too late chaps.You should have been more proactive back then instead of gloating that you had beat us and "won" that effing eyesore you have to turn up to once a fortnight.

Whatever my feelings of them as a club, i do feel for the minority of fans that saw through the lies and did try to raise concerns. They alone can hold their heads high.

Absolutely spot on and I agree with everything apart from the last paragraph. I have no sympathy for any of them.

 

[superstaryid]

Anyone that spoke out against the move to the OS were turned on, moaned at and accused of not wanting the club to progress.
When it was pointed out to them, by a Birmingham fan what would happen up under the dildo twins and the Edmonton growler,he was laughed at and told in no uncertain terms that it would be different ,as they, G&S were "Ammers to the bone" ...
The things the fella suggested would happen,did 100% including moving them to a rented stadium so they could profit from the sale of their home. To be fair, there were a good few that weren't convinced by GSB, but they were pissing in the wind. One fella i know, use to take the piss when i mentioned i had spent an hour outside Bill Nicholson way protesting us moving to Stratford,and laughed when i turned up with a polo shirt i had made showing my disapproval...Who's laughing now Cunt?
All this protesting now would be like us doing the same over the the old WHL being demolished..Years to late!
Its about nothing more than them being able to say " Well we tried to do something to save our club"
Too late chaps.You should have been more proactive back then instead of gloating that you had beat us and "won" that effing eyesore you have to turn up to once a fortnight.

Whatever my feelings of them as a club, i do feel for the minority of fans that saw through the lies and did try to raise concerns. They alone can hold their heads high.

One thing I do find interesting is the lack of bad press those 3 charlatans get compared to say Mike Ashley, I also find it odd that none of the press investigated the Olympic Stadium post games construction, if the games were held in Newcastle and Ashley got the stadium for Newcastle United I'm pretty sure the truth would have outed long before the redevelopment was completed and any lies about the closeness to the pitch like Gold told would have been exposed, it was hilarious watching the pikeys scratching their heads after the first few games in the stadium and saying things like "so when they gonna put it in football mode " Like it was some magical Optimus prime transformation stadium and the penny slowly drop in the following weeks.

 

[Airfixx]

Sorry if it's repetitive of me, but....





"WORLD CLASS DIGITAL WRAP".




(I think I'm gonna get a t-shirt printed with that on.... Cracks me up every single time it crosses my mind!)

 

[Tottenham Sean]

They think that if they do go down and crowds drop, they will leave the upper tier closed match days.Knowing their owners they will probably save themselves 6 million and not bother with the "retractable seating" over the running track.

 

[Tottenham Sean]

Absolutely spot on and I agree with everything apart from the last paragraph. I have no sympathy for any of them.

The football fan in me cant help but feel some sympathy for some i know mate

 

[Johnboy40]

The football fan in me cant help but feel some sympathy for some i know mate

Mates with a massive spammer when I moved back down from the grim north. Poor sod died a few years back, just before they moved in. Part of me is kinda glad he didnt see how badly the move went and what they've become.

 

[Bazali]

Anyone that spoke out against the move to the OS were turned on, moaned at and accused of not wanting the club to progress.
When it was pointed out to them, by a Birmingham fan what would happen up under the dildo twins and the Edmonton growler,he was laughed at and told in no uncertain terms that it would be different ,as they, G&S were "Ammers to the bone" ...
The things the fella suggested would happen,did 100% including moving them to a rented stadium so they could profit from the sale of their home. To be fair, there were a good few that weren't convinced by GSB, but they were pissing in the wind. One fella i know, use to take the piss when i mentioned i had spent an hour outside Bill Nicholson way protesting us moving to Stratford,and laughed when i turned up with a polo shirt i had made showing my disapproval...Who's laughing now Cunt?
All this protesting now would be like us doing the same over the the old WHL being demolished..Years to late!
Its about nothing more than them being able to say " Well we tried to do something to save our club"
Too late chaps.You should have been more proactive back then instead of gloating that you had beat us and "won" that effing eyesore you have to turn up to once a fortnight.

Whatever my feelings of them as a club, i do feel for the minority of fans that saw through the lies and did try to raise concerns. They alone can hold their heads high.

Brady still reckons that it was the only way forward and that it will be an excellent investment

Praying the Pikey cunts go down
Looked shit last night

 

[Spurshaker]

The football fan in me cant help but feel some sympathy for some i know mate

Fuck the pikey cunts, I hate anything or anyone to do with that pathetic club.
Wish they would disappear from the face of the Earth.

 

[Calgary Spur]

They think that if they do go down and crowds drop, they will leave the upper tier closed match days.Knowing their owners they will probably save themselves 6 million and not bother with the "retractable seating" over the running track.

That would be fucking hilarious!

Honestly, this is all too much; we won yesterday and I'm in a good mood. All these great posts and hilariousness need to be saved for when times are a little more sullen.