England V Denmark Semi Final Wembley Wednesday 7th July 20:00

[Fat Abbot]

My missus has jus asked me why “Sonny” isn't playing?

Do I...

A. Drop kick her in the face.
B. Walkout, leave and send her the divorce papers
C. Respond and explain the concept of international football and be proud of her for knowing a spurs player. Bearing in mind this is the same wife who has been to countless Spurs games over the last 10 years but has clearly paid fuck all attention?

C then A

 

[Doom Funk]

You'd save it of course. Prick

Good evening to you too sir

 

[cretinousgoat]

Tell her he's Welsh

 

[Elias]

Watching Kane for the equalizer, he dashes back away from the CBs into space & PEH is on his heels. By the time PEH realises what's going on, Kane has turned and played that exquisite pass into Saka.

Top class modern CF play.

 

[Football Chap]

He was in Welsh Mafia so can't rule it out

 

[River Lea Banks 🇺🇦]

Bearing in mind this is the same wife who has been to countless Spurs games over the last 10 years but has clearly paid fuck all attention?

Let me guess. Candy Crush and complaining about loud noises when Spurs score? Been there done that.

 

[Col_McCafferty]

Subs are going to win us this game, Saka and Mount for Sancho and Foden.

Tough match but we just need to stay focused and cut out the sloppy play and we will win.

 

[Linesman]

My missus has jus asked me why “Sonny” isn't playing?

Do I...

A. Drop kick her in the face.
B. Walkout, leave and send her the divorce papers
C. Respond and explain the concept of international football and be proud of her for knowing a spurs player. Bearing in mind this is the same wife who has been to countless Spurs games over the last 10 years but has clearly paid fuck all attention?

Would he make the side on current form

 

[Maccer]

You'd save it of course. Prick

Did you really need to resort to that ?

 

[Cranston]

As expected a close game. England just edging it over the period as I thought their spell in first 20 was better than the Danes spell in the last 20.

We need to compete much better in the tackle though, they are winning almost all of their's, we're not really engaging them at all, if we do it's been a clear foul, 2nd balls are also where the Danes are quicker too. Feel that Rice & Phillips are too far apart, this has been fine in most games but the Danes are finding spaces between them.

I think the switch to a back 4 is exposing us a little. They’re always able to ping it out right and there’s acres of space around Shaw. And there’s a little too much distance between Maguire and Shaw.

Close stuff.

 

[The Mercurial No.10]

"Pickford being sloppy".

Gotta luv Psycho Roy Keane.

Everybody forgetting that Jose's favourite left-back gave away another fucking stupid needless foul.

 

[Fattynomates]

My missus has jus asked me why “Sonny” isn't playing?

Do I...

A. Drop kick her in the face.
B. Walkout, leave and send her the divorce papers
C. Respond and explain the concept of international football and be proud of her for knowing a spurs player. Bearing in mind this is the same wife who has been to countless Spurs games over the last 10 years but has clearly paid fuck all attention?

Blatant I got a mrs post!

 

[mummy]

That was a great half of football. We need to dominate the start of the second half, PLEASE.

 

[Radical Rei]

No more fucking extra time and pens, I can't take it.

 

[Cranston]

For some inexplicable reason I’d quite like to see Rashford.

 

[Fattynomates]

Come on Harry lead the lions to victory! Next goal wins this i think

 

[Elias]

Everybody forgetting that Jose's favourite left-back gave away another fucking stupid needless foul.

In the pre-match banter, Keane pretty much said Shaw deserved everything he got from Mourinho, & Neville alluded to Shaw being unfit due to problems off the pitch.

It's clear that Shaw didn't respond to Mourinho's management, but it's hard to believe the Hobbit of Old Trafford would be the coach to sort Shaw's head out.

 

[cretinousgoat]

No more fucking extra time and pens, I can't take it.

Peeeeeeenalties please

 

[SausageVince]

My missus has jus asked me why “Sonny” isn't playing?

Do I...

A. Drop kick her in the face.
B. Walkout, leave and send her the divorce papers
C. Respond and explain the concept of international football and be proud of her for knowing a spurs player. Bearing in mind this is the same wife who has been to countless Spurs games over the last 10 years but has clearly paid fuck all attention?

Or D. Stop lying about having a relationship with another human being.

 

[mummy]

My missus has jus asked me why “Sonny” isn't playing?

Do I...

A. Drop kick her in the face.
B. Walkout, leave and send her the divorce papers
C. Respond and explain the concept of international football and be proud of her for knowing a spurs player. Bearing in mind this is the same wife who has been to countless Spurs games over the last 10 years but has clearly paid fuck all attention?

She's playing with your emotions. They do that.