Wales ,surely?...
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The tartan army is out in force in London. They're all (couple of hundred) sitting in Leicester Square swigging cans of lager.
They seem in very loud but good spirits but it's early days as its only just gone 7.
The popular song is..... "we've got Mcginn..... Jonny Mcginn..... I don't quite think you understand....."
Don't know what they'll do now though as its just started hammering it down with rain..... Lots of wet tartan......
They seem in very loud but good spirits but it's early days as its only just gone 7.
The popular song is..... "we've got Mcginn..... Jonny Mcginn..... I don't quite think you understand....."
Don't know what they'll do now though as its just started hammering it down with rain..... Lots of wet tartan......
It is just before Scotland v England in the Euro’s Group game.
Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can't be bothered".
Kane looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus McShagnasty 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down...
I got sent off after 12 minutes"
Kane goes into the English changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks.
"Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's important but it's only Scotland. They're shite and we can't be bothered".
Kane looks at them and says "Well, I reckon I can beat these by myself, you lads go down the pub."
So Kane goes out to play Scotland by himself and the rest of the English team go off for a few pints. After a few jars they wonder how the game is going, so they get the landlord to put the teletext on. A big cheer goes up as the screen reads "England 1 - Scotland 0 (Kane 10minutes)". He is beating Scotland all by himself!
Anyway, a few more pints later and the game is forgotten until someone remembers "It must be full time now, let's see how he got on". They put the teletext on.
"Result from the Stadium "England 1 (Kane 10 minutes) - Scotland 1"(Angus McShagnasty 89 minutes)".
They can't believe it, he has single handedly got a draw against Scotland!!
They rush back to the Stadium to congratulate him. They find him in the dressing room, still in his gear, sat with his head in his hands. He refuses to look at them.
"I've let you down, I've let you down."
"Don't be daft, you got a draw against Scotland , all by yourself. And they only scored at the very very end"
"No, No, I have, I've let you down...
I got sent off after 12 minutes"
Nice little piece with Kalvin Phillips. Seems such a nice guy.
Be the first shower many of the scruffy twonks I've seen will have had for a long while.
Be the first shower many of the scruffy twonks I've seen will have had for a long while.
20 thousand they reckon could be in London tomorow, only 3,000 have tickets, they better not bring the Scottish strain of Covid down............last thing I want to happen to me is to lose my teeth, be a skag head and get ginger hair
You'll suddenly be mint at throwing logs though.
Hopefully
It'd be a fucken improvement, ya daft cunt
Aye we're no used to that rain, right enough
First time using sentences, is it?
Cunts
Eternal war
Hope we don't burn your capital to the ground. I quite like London. It's the least English of all English towns and better for it.
Mate, I got a right nasty vibe from a lot of them. It seems like the non stop anti- English propaganda is working.
Just saw this. They were all in this state.
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Never enjoyed it in town... Box parks?
Cheaper to play Stevenage
You were born near there yeah ? Royal Buckinghamshire I think you said
If you walk about 100 yards further North you'll find plenty of men to meet up with.
Aye, ye ken I'm an Aylesbury duckYou were born near there yeah ? Royal Buckinghamshire I think you said