Fernando Llorente

[Totti]

Chelsea fans are absolutely fuming

 

[Super Jan Fan]

Great to see this go through, we do need cover in case Kane is injured and he is a different type of striker too. I didn't especially want him, but glad it pisses off Chelsea.

 

[Hazza]

It's good to have another option up front. But this is certainly just a short term solution, and we need to stay on the lookout for quality young forwards for the long term.

 

[SouthStand Billy]

Karma you Chav Cunts..

 

[Parklaneyido]

This could turn out to be a great piece of business

Who would have thought this time yesterday?!

 

[OffTheBench]

Just what we need to supplement our young team. Vast experience and seemingly a cool head. Decent if not prolific goalscorer in several leagues. World Cup, European Championship and Europa League winner. Won the Italian league with Juve a few times. Really hope this has gone through.

 

[Guido 🇺🇦]

Karma you Chav Cunts..

This one is even better than Willian. With Willian hardly anyone had heard of him. With Llorente Chelsea have wanted to sign him since Jan. It was a Conte signing, his man! There arrogance has killed them.

 

[Alli-Luya]

Ballsy reporting:


Llorente would give us a nice bit of depth/bonus option. Would be foolish to then sell Janssen unless we had another attacker coming in on top of this.

Dominoes?

Bony to Swansea, Llorente to Spurs, Janssen to Everton, Barkley to Spurs?

 

[Colonel_K]

When is the loan deadline?

Bit late for Janssen to be sold as he's actually playing for the Netherlands. Loan deal to get experience and confidence back looks a good move whilst we get Llorente in as back up.

Barkley loan to buy could be a possibility?

 

[Totti]

Dominoes?

Bony to Swansea, Llorente to Spurs, Janssen to Everton, Barkley to Spurs?

I thought Janssen was going to Swansea on loan?

 

[Lickher]

Typical signing to sell Spurs calendars

 

[Alli-Luya]

I thought Janssen was going to Swansea on loan?

No idea mate. Everton need a striker though.

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Chelsea fans are absolutely fuming

Fuck em, and Willian.

 

[Murphy]

No idea mate. Everton need a striker though.

They know Janssen can't score, right?

 

[LLB Part Deux]

Very happy with Llorente - one of my favourite strikers. Two years late maybe, but this kind of player can usually go into their mid 30s if they stay fit. Him and Kane up front together at the end of games would be shit the bed territory for defenders.

 

[Spanish Spur]

I fucking love Llorente. He is a reliable scorer and has a cool head under pressure. A real Rolls Royce of a forward. A model professional too. Perfect back up for Kane. Just wish we'd signed him 5 years ago!

 

[Mensa]

Karma you Chav Cunts..

Thats Llorente, Bonucci, Ox, Lukaku and god knows who else who have turned them down this summer

Welcome to a top striker, hope he hits ground running, wish it was 31st July so he could take care of August for us!! never mind, great acquisition!!

 

[VirginiaSpur]

Also, his nickname is dope. El Rey Leon, The Lion King.

 

[Lickher]

Absolutely love the fact we've fucked over Chelsea almost more than the transfer itself .. but on a serious note Llorente will be great in our lone striker system and will be excellent back up!

 

[Arthur Wensleydale]

Conte must be tearing someone else's hair out.