Just checked up on Bale's social media to see what he is getting upto these days.
Looks like he just sits at home, watching Sky Sports with his mates on the sofa.
He doesn't turn upto work because he is "injured".
He is going to marry the mother of his two kids when he gets around to it.
And he is obsessed with uploading pictures of his latest pair of bright trainers and generally wears sports clothing all the time.
So my conclusion is this:
We've got Dele Alli and Real Madrid have got the world's most expensive Chav.
Looks like he just sits at home, watching Sky Sports with his mates on the sofa.
He doesn't turn upto work because he is "injured".
He is going to marry the mother of his two kids when he gets around to it.
And he is obsessed with uploading pictures of his latest pair of bright trainers and generally wears sports clothing all the time.
So my conclusion is this:
We've got Dele Alli and Real Madrid have got the world's most expensive Chav.