Harry Kane

[1882]

My wife's vag? Who the hell knows. Giving it some space at the moment.

Just don't tell her any funny jokes...
Unless she's wearing TWO pairs of pants and a Tena-Lady!
...or better still, wait till you're both in the middle of shopping.... or at a friends' house, then tell her THE FUNNIEST JOKE YOU KNOW... then sit back and watch hilarity ensue!!!

You're most welcome!
(One for the Dad's there...)

 

[TheJockmur]

I like the way the names are in alphabetical order...

If I ever have kids I may try the same. It does have a nice continuity to it. KLM is sadly a dutch flight company though so I might not after all. :carrollwtf:

 

[AussieYiddo]

If I ever have kids I may try the same. It does have a nice continuity to it. KLM is sadly a dutch flight company though so I might not after all. :carrollwtf:

Mine would be PQR, not sure how many names start with a Q.

 

[alexwooty]

Mine would be PQR, not sure how many names start with a Q.

Quentin?

 

[1882]

Mine would be PQR, not sure how many names start with a Q.

Quentin?

Quasimodo...
Qunt!

 

[TheJockmur]

Mine would be PQR, not sure how many names start with a Q.

Quincy

 

[Joe Clash]

Quentin.

 

[1882]

Quentin?

Quentin.

ochfacepalm:

 

[Joe Clash]

ochfacepalm:

That'll teach me not to read the whole page.

 

[Joe Clash]

Qasim.

 

[1882]

QWERTY Kane has a ring to it, no?

 

[alexwooty]

Quineisha? Quynh? Quanita? Quayliah?

All real options suggested by Search Baby NamesBaby names starting with Q | BabyNames.com !

 

[TheJockmur]

Quineisha? Quynh? Quanita? Quayliah?

All real options suggested by Search Baby NamesBaby names starting with Q | BabyNames.com !

Does he live in the hood!?

 

[Fattynomates]

QWERTY Kane has a ring to it, no?

Nice and quick to type I guess......

 

[WookieD]

So who'd like to start on this one?...

“Congratulations to Harry Kane for his ‘assist’ in the birth of daughter Ivy Jane . . . but that’s all it was,”

wrote Brady in her Sun column on Saturday.

“All the heavy work was done by your girlfriend, Harry — although you might not think so from his tweet that opens ‘Me and @KateGoodlandx had our beautiful baby girl ’.

“The lad wins no points from me for strangling the English language — or for good manners.”

 

[Raiders]

So who'd like to start on this one?...

To be fair I can't tell the tone so she could just be telling a joke. However, she is an idiot and a professional victim.

Edit: Although what a odd thing to have a go about in terms of feminism. His daughter and wife will have everything at their disposal to be happy and successful.

 

[Super Jan Fan]

How good is Kane? I hear all the time from opposition fans that Kane isn't all that. Well, he's not even played 100 games yet but has 62 goals so far. His record is phenomenal. Fastest ever Spurs player to reach 60 goals.

Opposition fans cannot bear that we have a world class striker. That he came through our academy and loves the club. That he scores against them each season. Their pain will last for many years.

 

[Alli-Luya]

I take full credit for his hat-trick today. The moment i swapped him out as captain for Alli in my fantasy football team (triple captain points no less) i knew he'd score and not Alli. :eriksenlol:

Would have got me 51 points if i'd stuck with him...

 

[NorseYid]

He'll probably end up being my all time Spurs favourite player.

Also, I like the fact he is no Baby Bentley. Him and his lovely, girl-next-door girlfriend are a great couple.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

He missed ten league games this season. Ten fucking games.

And he's still scored 13 goals already, now only 1 behind Costa.

Barring injury, he's going to get the golden boot again.