ITK = Doreen! Working in and for a large High St chain of Chemist!
I was purchasing my first ever bottle of Just for Men, (£10.95!!!) and on Doreen's observation of my Cockerel Tie-Pin, she started up this conversation! Apparently, With this shed load of cash that we have, we are developing a youth serum! Each individual injection, will take, physically, any player back a decade! She over heard her head Pharmacist talking on the phone to the chief pharmacist heading up the project! And wait for it! Gascoingne (2 Jabs) and Hoddle (3) have agreed to be the guinea pigs!!! Creative, attacking Mf problem solved! Who needs the likes of Willian, when you have a mad scientist on the pay-roll!
I know, I know how unbelievable it might sound! But yes, I paid £10.95!!
COYS!!