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To hell with whoever put this in my head

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I blameBaby Slot doo doo do-do do-do Baby Slot doo doo do-do do-do Baby Slot
To hell with whoever put this in my head
Just a simple £300m splash out lolCounterpoint: We don't actually need a huge purge this summer.
Out/contracts expiring/No loan-to-purchase deal: Lucas, Kulusevski, Lenglet, Danjuma
Sell/Release/Loan-out: Lloris, Dier, Højbjerg, Winks, Forster (or Austin, or Whiteman, Sanchez, Tanganga
Returning/Loans-out ending: Ndombele, Lo Celso, Bryan Gil, Udogie, Spence, Rodon, Reguilón.
We should definitely have a good look at Bryan Gil, Udogie, and Spence this preseason, and I maintain that a good manager/coach can get a tune out of Ndombele as a rotational option.
Rodon should be easy to off-load as should Reguilón and Lo Celso.
OUTS/LOAN OUTS:
Lloris, Dier, Højbjerg, Winks, Sanchez, Rodon, Perisic, Tanganga, Austin/Whiteman, Reguilón, Lo Celso
IMO, our priority list should be:
1. new starting GK (£60-£70M)
2. new LCB. (left-footed) (one CB a blue-chip option £60-£70M, the other could be a punt/speculative)
3. new CB (one CB a blue-chip option £60-£70M, the other could be a punt/speculative)
3. new CM (£50-£75M)
4. new FW/winger (with pace!!!)
GKs: x, x, Austin
CBs: Romero, x, x, Royal, Davies, x
LB/LWB: Udogie, Sessegnon, Davies, Perisic
RB/RWB: Royal, Porro, Spence
CM: x, Bissouma, Ndombele, Bentancur, Skipp, Sarr
LW/RW: Son, Richarlison, Bryan Gil, Porro, Udogie, Perisic
FW: Kane, Richarlison, Son
Kane, Son, Romero, Richarlison, Porro, Bissouma, Bentancur, Perisic, Royal, Bryan Gil, Udogie, Ndombele, Davies, Sessegnon, Skipp, Sarr, Austin, Spence
Edit: Could probably be convinced to keep Kulusevski depending on mood/data.
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I finally got it!Baby Slot doo doo do-do do-do Baby Slot doo doo do-do do-do Baby Slot
To hell with whoever put this in my head
ok, but keep Kulu. He should go back to his early success if Benta and Biss are in the midfield.Counterpoint: We don't actually need a huge purge this summer.
Out/contracts expiring/No loan-to-purchase deal: Lucas, Kulusevski, Lenglet, Danjuma
Sell/Release/Loan-out: Lloris, Dier, Højbjerg, Winks, Forster (or Austin, or Whiteman, Sanchez, Tanganga
Returning/Loans-out ending: Ndombele, Lo Celso, Bryan Gil, Udogie, Spence, Rodon, Reguilón.
We should definitely have a good look at Bryan Gil, Udogie, and Spence this preseason, and I maintain that a good manager/coach can get a tune out of Ndombele as a rotational option.
Rodon should be easy to off-load as should Reguilón and Lo Celso.
OUTS/LOAN OUTS:
Lloris, Dier, Højbjerg, Winks, Sanchez, Rodon, Perisic, Tanganga, Austin/Whiteman, Reguilón, Lo Celso
IMO, our priority list should be:
1. new starting GK (£60-£70M)
2. new LCB. (left-footed) (one CB a blue-chip option £60-£70M, the other could be a punt/speculative)
3. new CB (one CB a blue-chip option £60-£70M, the other could be a punt/speculative)
3. new CM (£50-£75M)
4. new FW/winger (with pace!!!)
GKs: x, x, Austin
CBs: Romero, x, x, Royal, Davies, x
LB/LWB: Udogie, Sessegnon, Davies, Perisic
RB/RWB: Royal, Porro, Spence
CM: x, Bissouma, Ndombele, Bentancur, Skipp, Sarr
LW/RW: Son, Richarlison, Bryan Gil, Porro, Udogie, Perisic
FW: Kane, Richarlison, Son
Kane, Son, Romero, Richarlison, Porro, Bissouma, Bentancur, Perisic, Royal, Bryan Gil, Udogie, Ndombele, Davies, Sessegnon, Skipp, Sarr, Austin, Spence
Could probably convince me to keep Kulusevski depending on mood/data.
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5 players in: 3 blue chip players (£60-£75M each) , 2 cheaper punts.
Edited my post.ok, but keep Kulu. He should go back to his early success if Benta and Biss are in the midfield.
Same sort of football.
He looks suspiciously like Levy and Munn.I'm a bit late to the game. Who is he, what is his playing style, and does he have any accolades?
It'll be five cheaper punts and flirting with the expensive options.5 players in: 3 blue chip players (£60-£75M each) , 2 cheaper punts.
Get ready for another one...Baby Slot doo doo do-do do-do Baby Slot doo doo do-do do-do Baby Slot
To hell with whoever put this in my head
Football hipstering
Oh God not another attempted Slot joke.....I finally got it!
Slot though the heart and he's to blame
He made Spurs fun again!
Except you have to say again all hoity toity like the English - a-gain
No? No? Ok I'll keep trying.
Blah haha hahBaby Slot doo doo do-do do-do Baby Slot doo doo do-do do-do Baby Slot
To hell with whoever put this in my head
There’s only 1 player in our squad that should have any kind of ego after this seasons performanceRight as Rain said:
Does he have enough pedigree to convince the big egos in our squad of his project?
If they don't the big egos may quickly turn into he goes.