"Ladies and gentlemen!"
*Off-camera Shouting*
(Covers mike and whispers: What do you mean it's November, it can't be...Manchester United don't usually start steamroller-ing the EPL before December.)
*Muffled Reply*
(Whispers: But I've got stuff to tell people...)
*More muffled chat*
(Whispers, a bit louder: Of course it's probably bollocks....)
"As I was saying....
Ladies and Gentlemen - welcome to the January 2013 Transfer Window ITK Thread!"
*Off-camera Shouting*
(Covers mike and whispers: What do you mean it's November, it can't be...Manchester United don't usually start steamroller-ing the EPL before December.)
*Muffled Reply*
(Whispers: But I've got stuff to tell people...)
*More muffled chat*
(Whispers, a bit louder: Of course it's probably bollocks....)
"As I was saying....
Ladies and Gentlemen - welcome to the January 2013 Transfer Window ITK Thread!"