Jesse Lingard

[Incomplete_usernam]

You forgot complete knob-end.

Haha and that, not the kind of knob-end that will bring some fire to the team either, just an actual knob-end.

 

[yes]

Please can this thread be renamed or preferably set on fire and deleted.

Every time I see it, I shit myself just in case we have actually signed this sack of shit.

 

[Simon KIKI]

Do we need a dancer in our team? or what?
If we need to sign a homegrown boy, is this folk the best option?

 

[Blanchflower]

Alli for Lingard would be stupid - one scores and assists and is 4 years younger

Lingard, as with all utd players, is on ridiculous money as well.

 

[Rebrov_Likes]

I actually thought he would have been a decent signing under Poch three or four years ago when we were looking for more depth in the AM positions. He was flexible and presses really well, even though he’s not the most creative or a prolific scorer.

Now, though, it makes no sense, we’re looking for an attack which is clinical with minimum possession or chances, and his confidence is at rock bottom.

 

[Clynelish]

 

[Airfixx]

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[existenzrippchen]

We wont go for him, end of story. Media talk and his agent probably trying to force a new contract at United as it's running out 2021.

 

[Maureen]

Bloody hope so he is no better than what already have we have too many wide attacking players as it is. Need solid DM which would help out the defence. Sell sissoko and use funds for DM.

 

[tr1nto]

Imagine that JM was forced to play him as he didn't have any other creative players. Yet, he won some titles and got the 2nd position. And still people believe that he failed during his time at MU.
The only reason he is playing is because he is a national.. below average player not even for mid-table teams

 

[stevee]

I’d like to insert a needle in your eyeball for starting this thread.

I've had that twice (serious), it ain't that bad. The needle I mean.

 

[Shotgunofmichalebrow]

Why why would you do...this thread No its not right.

 

[ArcspacE]

Burn this thread!

 

[Simon KIKI]

I’d like to insert a needle in your eyeball for starting this thread.

That's too harsh mate

 

[snowkarl]

Fuck off

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Yuk.... can you put this sort of stuff under a spoiler and say not for your eyes Mrs P!

 

[Airfixx]

Yuk.... can you put this sort of stuff under a spoiler and say not for your eyes Mrs P!

It not a real one.

 

[Mrs Perryman]

It not a real one.

looked pretty real to me!

 

[stevee]

For what?

What thread did you start??!!

Starts here

Getting the cold sore/herpes virus in my eye.

Had it twice before and had to have an injection into the eye.

 

[snowkarl]

You guys watching our new attacking midfielder in action against Luton tonight? Strong performance. Presses a lot better than Dele.