london clubs that get on your tits

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which london club gets on your nerves the most

  • Woolwich

    Votes: 56 45.5%
  • chelsea

    Votes: 51 41.5%
  • Crystal Palace

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Fulham

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Brentford

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • West Ham

    Votes: 11 8.9%
  • Millwall

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • barnet

    Votes: 1 0.8%
  • wimbledon

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Charlton Atheletic

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Leyton Orient

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Queens Park Rangers

    Votes: 3 2.4%
  • Watford (I know strictly not London but they are on the tube)

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    123
2 minutes of searching returns all of that. The club is 24-carat scum.
 
I think it’s brilliant that we have made them all buddy up to hate on us.
When you bring that up to a few of them, they hate it and deny it’s a thing.

All the silly boys on Twitter and the dopey fuckers that go to the darts jump on it but their older lads detest it.

I think it’s brilliant and long may it continue.
 
When I was a kid my dad was called a "dirty Jew cunt" by a Chelsea fan in front of me. We were just walking through a Chelsea crowd, no colours or anything. It has stuck with me since. Especially as I had Jewish friends at school and hadn't heard this sort of thing before. My dad said he wasn't Jewish, the Chelsea Ork thought he was, and he said "you look like one so fuck off".

I will never accept them as being normal. Whatever Baddiel wants to claim, they are all scum in my eyes.
 
The Chavs hate us because we sent them down in 1975. It was glorious!

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You need to know your history. Chelscum hate us because we beat them in the 1967 FA Cup Final, got them relegated to the old Division 2 in 1975 after beating them 2-0 at The Lane (whilst simultaneously battering their so called Firm on and off the pitch) and because our consistently show at their shithole whilst their lot always get themselves deliberately wrapped up
at Liverpool Street so they can get a police escort there and back. That’s why.

Funny story (now) of when we went away there in the game with the photo of us trying to pull the fence down late 70s (1978?).

There was this kid who must have been about 12 (no exaggeration) that we used to see about on his own at games from time to time. Our little lot were trying to keep our nuts down and be incognito post match being massively outnumbered on the way back to the tube.

Anyway, this little kid randomly decides to go and boot a Chelsea fan and ran back to us (who he recognised) for protection.

Then it came on top. Held our own pretty well all things considered and got back to the underground without too many war wounds.

Never saw the kid again. Thankfully.
 
Voted Chelsea. Apart from club rivalry - nouveau riche, owned by corrupt oligarch, toxic elements in the fanbase, managed by a badge-kissing egomaniac club legend, lots of really unlikeable ex-players, won loads in the last 20 years (including the very jammy CL win in 2012).

Woolwich push them but I see that as more of a traditional/geographic club rivalry.
 
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Love joining the dots to fans from other areas in UK, explaining to them, despite the Prem League, Sky 4 inc, mantra, why little old Tottenham are so despised.

We were seen, (viewed ourselves), as the Real Madrid of London. Whatever they can tweet about trophies, we were the first to win in Europe, before United, before Celtic (love giving that out at a pub quiz, especially as now in Ireland)

The first to do The Double (called the Impossible Double, as PNE had done it 80 years before with only 12 northern teams)

the early 70s, we won more than the celebrated Kings Road chav team, the lucky Arse double team.

It also mattered for the rivalry, that we were also good off the pitch, which went to the working-class tribal culture of the fan base, something that is missing from your modern-day twitter rivalry, of whom the goons love to be champions of.
The early 80s as well, cup winning, trail blazing in Europe.

So, 3 generations of fans, passed down to younger ones; nothing won by oligarchs, private equity,
our big fan base exists and is a pain in the arse to media and rivals.

Those 3 generations saw unbought success in the 60, 70s, 80s

Lived in mid Essex for number of years, loved hearing a West Ham fan on TS saying how he always thought main rivalry was Us v West Ham, till he moved to London and found out it was us v Goons.

Same with Chavs. I grew up in west London, Acton early 70s, my street all yids, even in their Osgood, Hollins, Bonetti, glory team.

Whilst this is not the site for it, a major factor with all 3 other London clubs mentioned, is our constant off the field rivalry, dominance with Goons for nearly all of it; Chavs and West Ham certainly since mid 90s; set piece major ones with Chavs before then.
 
Woolwich have become comody compared to when they were competing for the league and were our nemisis, long may it continue. Still get nervous when we play them.

But I'm going for Chelsea now. Every thing about them is rank.
 
2 minutes of searching returns all of that. The club is 24-carat scum.
The place is vile from top to bottom throw in the fact that their extremely dodgy Owner is Jewish adds another level of weirdness to the toxic bigotry of the fan base.
 
I refuse to NOT name the red nomad scum AND the blue racist scum.... Nor to give Stratford FC a honorary mention.....

FUCK. 'EM. ALL
 
I will admit this has to do more with when I started following Spurs (2009), but Chelsea annoys me far more than Woolwich. I still want to BEAT Woolwich more than Chelsea, but Chelsea supporters drive me nuts even here in the States. The attempt by them and some in the media to pretend that anyone gave a shit about Chelsea before 2003 drives me nuts.

Woolwich supporters always seemed more obsessed with Spurs than the other way around by the time I started really following the sport, and I always found it a bit odd.

That said, Fuck Woolwich, but also Fuck Chelsea.
 
Woolwich, Dial Square, Plumstead Ponces, Kents Kunts.

It's your duty as a Tottenham fan to hate the cheating, corrupt South London Wanderers from Woolwich.

I despise everything about them, my hatred for them is mirrored in equal measure in the Love I have for Tottenham. My hatred defines me. I love hating them, it's my life balance, any negative in my life I channel into them, leaves me accepting of life's challenges and allows me to navigate the shit with a smile on my face. Trump, Fuck Woolwich. Borris, Fuck Woolwich. Lying corrupt politicians of all persuasions, Fuck Woolwich. COVID, Fuck Woolwich. Cancer, Fuck Woolwich. Racists, fuck Woolwich. The driver who didn't wave at me after I let him out of the turn, Fuck Woolwich.

There is a reason for the rivalry, it's not manufactured by the TV/Media for the clicks and views or by a shit Club who needs an enemy for the marketing because they no longer play against their traditional one (West Ham). It's 107yrs of hatred, 107 year stand against a corrupt Club bribing their way in the First Division, the only club who has never won promotion to the top division by merit on the football pitch. It's 107yrs of hatred against Franchise Football. It's 107yrs of hatred for daring to take our slice of North London, our manor.

We are Tottenham Hotspur from Tottenham, an ever-present place that has been recorded as far back as being mentioned in The Domesday Book (1086).

I hate Chelsea too, the rivalry is also a genuine one and has been played out from approx late 60's. On a personal note, as a football-mad kid I went to more Chav games than Tottenham because my best mate at the time had a wealthy Grandad who owned loads of ST's, so I'd go almost every home game at the weekend (I wore my Spurs scarf to almost every game).

Fuck off back to Woolwich North London is ours.
 
Woolwich, Dial Square, Plumstead Ponces, Kents Kunts.

It's your duty as a Tottenham fan to hate the cheating, corrupt South London Wanderers from Woolwich.

I despise everything about them, my hatred for them is mirrored in equal measure in the Love I have for Tottenham. My hatred defines me. I love hating them, it's my life balance, any negative in my life I channel into them, leaves me accepting of life's challenges and allows me to navigate the shit with a smile on my face. Trump, Fuck Woolwich. Borris, Fuck Woolwich. Lying corrupt politicians of all persuasions, Fuck Woolwich. COVID, Fuck Woolwich. Cancer, Fuck Woolwich. Racists, fuck Woolwich. The driver who didn't wave at me after I let him out of the turn, Fuck Woolwich.

There is a reason for the rivalry, it's not manufactured by the TV/Media for the clicks and views or by a shit Club who needs an enemy for the marketing because they no longer play against their traditional one (West Ham). It's 107yrs of hatred, 107 year stand against a corrupt Club bribing their way in the First Division, the only club who has never won promotion to the top division by merit on the football pitch. It's 107yrs of hatred against Franchise Football. It's 107yrs of hatred for daring to take our slice of North London, our manor.

We are Tottenham Hotspur from Tottenham, an ever-present place that has been recorded as far back as being mentioned in The Domesday Book (1086).

I hate Chelsea too, the rivalry is also a genuine one and has been played out from approx late 60's. On a personal note, as a football-mad kid I went to more Chav games than Tottenham because my best mate at the time had a wealthy Grandad who owned loads of ST's, so I'd go almost every home game at the weekend (I wore my Spurs scarf to almost every game).

Fuck off back to Woolwich North London is ours.
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