Lucas Moura

[Gatsby]

After the match is my guess.
Keeping it back as some positive news in case of a poor result.

I thought this...

 

[SchmoodSpur]

Genuinely believe we delay this stuff as it gets more Internet hits this way, more advertising revenue even if just a few grand I imagine it's made levy several million over the years

They're waiting for their view of the ''optimal'' moment.

 

[Don Giovanni]

My close source just told me he failed an eye test 3 times. He's expected to fly back to Paris tonight.

 

[Notabadsquad]

Honestly, what difference does it make if he were announced at 9am or 9pm? We know he's signed. They're just playing with us for shits and giggles. No need to melt over it.

We're about to get a great player who provides us with something we desperately need for less than the price of Michael Keane. Or does the fact that we're all impatient gimps override that?

Seems pretty astute to me.

No need for the delay then. As a piece of positive news as the teams run out on the pitch I get it but you know......

Anyway onto the match.

 

[Legacy Lilywhite]

If we lose tonight, we could sign Messi and it’s a fucking disaster. New WHL needs us in the CL.

 

[Notabadsquad]

My close source just told me he failed an eye test 3 times. He's expected to fly back to Paris tonight.

Send him to Rome. He won't know by the signs obviously!

 

[Alli-Luya]

Yoda?

 

[Kekerinho]

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

This is beyond a joke now, I honestly can only see this delay amounting to bad news.

We've left 'done deals' later than this on transfer deadline day, and you can bet that our televised match will factor into the club's decision on when to announce.

Either that, or he really is torn on which shirt number to choose.


Deep breaths.

 

[Joe Clash]

What is the delay? Simple fcuking question. Why not announce it? Because of a last minute hitch or because some twat thinks the fans deserve sh!t.

Always the fcuking same with us on and off the pitch.

Maybe as Guido 🇺🇦 suggested earlier there’s a fuck off important football match starting in 2 hours?

Maybe the focus should be on that?

 

[SoCalSpurs]

One of my favorite numbers

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Maybe as Guido 🇺🇦 suggested earlier there’s a fuck off important football match starting in 2 hours?

Maybe the focus should be on that?

But who needs actual football when you could have Jim White shouting into the camera?


Edit: can't wait for there to be notifications during the live broadcast of 'done deals' from around the league. RIP footballs.

 

[RocketRonny]

One of my favorite numbers

I like 14,561 to the power of 4

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Maybe as Guido 🇺🇦 suggested earlier there’s a fuck off important football match starting in 2 hours?

Maybe the focus should be on that?

There’s a match on?

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

 

[TheJockmur]

Turns out I piss myself when I have a seizure...

 

[SchmoodSpur]

3rd one of those today.

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

UPDATE: Freudlyuchenko is walking his dog.

Expect a Moura announcement imminently.

 

[Boltonspur]

Sweepstake on the time of the announcement?

I’m going for 1830

 

[Dr Rocktopus]

Sweepstake on the time of the announcement?

I’m going for 1830

Enjoy your holiday.