Paging Ozle . Your presence is required in this thread.
ohhh I’ve been away (you lot were all so miserable)
If only I’d come sooner, I had two of these, both unkicked and signed by some bloke (not an actual player, just some random guy)
unfortunately as I was getting them out for their monthly clean a bigger boy came and kicked them over the fence into Old Man Workingsops garden.
I would go and ask for them back but he is still mad at me from the time I left his back gate open and his prize terrier got out andgot stuck in a rabbit hole.
Edit: autocorrect fail, not terrier, should say Toddler