Modern Football is Broken - Picture Thread

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I can think of a few more united recruits for the x men.

Memphis - the ability to turn invisible for an entire football season
Phil Jones - can morph his face into expressions so disturbingly ugly his enemies flee from battle
Ashley Young - his powers of deception have often been important when claiming unlikely victories
Schweinsteiger - the slowest man on earth. Time appears to speed up around him as he moves so slowly, to the naked eye he appears to not be moving at all.
 
I can think of a few more united recruits for the x men.

Memphis - the ability to turn invisible for an entire football season
Phil Jones - can morph his face into expressions so disturbingly ugly his enemies flee from battle
Ashley Young - his powers of deception have often been important when claiming unlikely victories
Schweinsteiger - the slowest man on earth. Time appears to speed up around him as he moves so slowly, to the naked eye he appears to not be moving at all.

Jose 'Professor Special One' Mourinho - his ability to turn absolute dross into winners before falling back into dross in a 3 year period and they're now all sorted.
 

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