Mystic Egg Guesses This Weekends Games

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eggsoakley

eggsoakley

Fri:

Swansea v Newcastle – Both playing good football. But thanks to the two best goalies in the league it will be 1-1.

Sat:

Sunderland v Spurs – Exactly the same nervy 70 mins as against Swansea, Lennon being back giving us the edge, 1-3. (My goto bet)
Bolton v Fulham – The Muamba effect is kicking in, Bolton at home versus one of the worst traveling sides in the league… 2-1.
Chelsea v Wigan – Chelsea picking up points and so are Wigan, Wigan set piece 3-1.
Liverpool v Aston Villa – Liverpool choke again at home, Downing to show why hes worth a penny farthing, 1-1.
Norwich v Everton – Typical boring Everton 1-1.
West Brom v Blackburn – Entertaining dog fight, 2-1.
Stoke City v Wolves – Wolves are leaking goals in for fun, 2-0.

Sun:

Man Utd v QPR – Pretty much writing off QPR this year, United are too strong in the business end to the season, 3-0.
Woolwich v Man City – We all hope Woolwich get dicked on. Van Persie to get his ankle raped. 2-2.


If none of these are right it was just a lucky two weeks, why not go out in flames. Fuck Lawro.

I'll do an accumulator identical to this for a laugh.
 
I'm gonna take on the egg.

Fri:

Swansea v Newcastle – Swansea to bounce back from 2 defeats with a win. 2-1

Sat:

Sunderland v Spurs – Tight game, early kick offs are usually rubbish. 0-0
Bolton v Fulham – Bolton picked up form but expect Fulham to cause them trouble here. 1-1
Chelsea v Wigan – Wigan on a good run, but Drogba to bag a couple in easy win. 4-0
Liverpool v Aston Villa – Villa are dreadul. Liverpool are too, but expect the scousers to take the points. 2-0
Norwich v Everton – Norwich have stopped picking up results recently, Everton the form team. 1-1
West Brom v Blackburn – Fuck knows. 3-2
Stoke City v Wolves – Wolves cannot defend. Crouchy to score after aerial battle with Bassong. 3-1

Sun:

Man Utd v QPR – Comfortable home win, couple of late goals 3-0
Woolwich v Man City – City to play more defensive after shipping 3 goals last week. Can see both scoring, scum with a late equaliser. 1-1
 
eggsoakley said:
Fri:

Swansea v Newcastle – Both playing good football. But thanks to the two best goalies in the league it will be 1-1.

Sat:

Sunderland v Spurs – Exactly the same nervy 70 mins as against Swansea, Lennon being back giving us the edge, 1-3. (My goto bet)
Bolton v Fulham – The Muamba effect is kicking in, Bolton at home versus one of the worst traveling sides in the league… 2-1.
Chelsea v Wigan – Chelsea picking up points and so are Wigan, Wigan set piece 3-1.
Liverpool v Aston Villa – Liverpool choke again at home, Downing to show why hes worth a penny farthing, 1-1.
Norwich v Everton – Typical boring Everton 1-1.
West Brom v Blackburn – Entertaining dog fight, 2-1.
Stoke City v Wolves – Wolves are leaking goals in for fun, 2-0.

Sun:

Man Utd v QPR – Pretty much writing off QPR this year, United are too strong in the business end to the season, 3-0.
Woolwich v Man City – We all hope Woolwich get dicked on. Van Persie to get his ankle raped. 2-2.


If none of these are right it was just a lucky two weeks, why not go out in flames. Fuck Lawro.

I'll do an accumulator identical to this for a laugh.
Click to expand...

I just put my month's rent money on an 10 game accumulator using the above predictions.

If I am homeless next month it will be all your fault. I hope you can live with yourself.
 
Smolik said:
eggsoakley said:
Fri:

Swansea v Newcastle – Both playing good football. But thanks to the two best goalies in the league it will be 1-1.

Sat:

Sunderland v Spurs – Exactly the same nervy 70 mins as against Swansea, Lennon being back giving us the edge, 1-3. (My goto bet)
Bolton v Fulham – The Muamba effect is kicking in, Bolton at home versus one of the worst traveling sides in the league… 2-1.
Chelsea v Wigan – Chelsea picking up points and so are Wigan, Wigan set piece 3-1.
Liverpool v Aston Villa – Liverpool choke again at home, Downing to show why hes worth a penny farthing, 1-1.
Norwich v Everton – Typical boring Everton 1-1.
West Brom v Blackburn – Entertaining dog fight, 2-1.
Stoke City v Wolves – Wolves are leaking goals in for fun, 2-0.

Sun:

Man Utd v QPR – Pretty much writing off QPR this year, United are too strong in the business end to the season, 3-0.
Woolwich v Man City – We all hope Woolwich get dicked on. Van Persie to get his ankle raped. 2-2.


If none of these are right it was just a lucky two weeks, why not go out in flames. Fuck Lawro.

I'll do an accumulator identical to this for a laugh.
Click to expand...

I just put my month's rent money on an 10 game accumulator using the above predictions.

If I am homeless next month it will be all your fault. I hope you can live with yourself.
Click to expand...

Also if you win you can buy your own house and it will be his fault. I hope he can live with you. :defoe2:
 
Friday
Swansea 1 v 1 Newcastle - 0-2, totally wrong.

Saturday
Sunderland 2 v 2 Spurs - 0-0, at least I predicted a draw!
Bolton 2 v 1 Fulham - 0-3, horrific performance from Bolton who've looked better in recent weeks.
Chelsea 2 v 0 Wigan - 2-1, almost right but Wigan had to pop one in!
Liverpool 1 v 1 Aston Villa - 1-1, kerchinga!
Norwich 1 v 2 Everton - 2-2, was all set for being right but for a late Norwich goal!
West Brom 1 v 1 Blackburn - 3-0, Blackburn didn't even turn up for this one...
Stoke City 3 v 2 Wolves - 2-1, got the right result and goal difference so not a total loss!

Sunday
Man Utd 2 v 0 QPR -2-0, spot on! United always win by smaller margins
Woolwich 1 v 2 Man City

That's 7259.89/1 so i've stuck 10p on it as well as 10p on yours. Then i've also put 10p on the 10 games having the scores i've predicted, with odds of 4,435,611,179/1 which means i'll win around £443m if that comes in.

If it does, i'll buy everyone on the forum a season ticket and a pint, and buy Daniel Levy a big stadium.
 
I have faith in the egg. PaddyPower gave me a free £1 bet there so I've put 50p on Swansea 1-1 and 50p on us to win 3-1. If I get any returns then they are going on the rest of the games lol.
 
When I read the odds on the first accumulator, I LOLed so hard that I started coughing and had trouble breathing for a minute. Excellent work.
 
eggsoakley said:
Fri:

Swansea v Newcastle – Both playing good football. But thanks to the two best goalies in the league it will be 1-1.

Sat:

Sunderland v Spurs – Exactly the same nervy 70 mins as against Swansea, Lennon being back giving us the edge, 1-3. (My goto bet)
Bolton v Fulham – The Muamba effect is kicking in, Bolton at home versus one of the worst traveling sides in the league… 2-1.
Chelsea v Wigan – Chelsea picking up points and so are Wigan, Wigan set piece 3-1.
Liverpool v Aston Villa – Liverpool choke again at home, Downing to show why hes worth a penny farthing, 1-1.
Norwich v Everton – Typical boring Everton 1-1.
West Brom v Blackburn – Entertaining dog fight, 2-1.
Stoke City v Wolves – Wolves are leaking goals in for fun, 2-0.

Sun:

Man Utd v QPR – Pretty much writing off QPR this year, United are too strong in the business end to the season, 3-0.
Woolwich v Man City – We all hope Woolwich get dicked on. Van Persie to get his ankle raped. 2-2.


If none of these are right it was just a lucky two weeks, why not go out in flames. Fuck Lawro.

I'll do an accumulator identical to this for a laugh.
Click to expand...

I put £2 (big man) on a Swansea, Norwich and Liverpool draws, Bolton and West Brom at 242.65/1. I'm banking on you eggs, don't fuck me.
 
oh well, Cisse is class but did think Caulker done well might have another look at tomorrows games.
 
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