Newcastle (A) 15Jul - 6pm KO.

[Bill Madrid]

I wouldn't want that Voldemort-headed cunt Shelvey within two hundred miles of a Spurs shirt.

What is it that gets into people, convincing them that bang-average journeymen are the missing piece of the puzzle? It's like how people used to pipe up every transfer window that Shane Long "could do a job for us". Assuming that job isn't working on the turnstiles, you have to wonder what some of our fans are on.

There's a pretty obvious reason these donkeys play for shit teams

 

[Nutter-Naylor]

*Cough*

Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war (Julius Caesar, Act 3, Scene 1)

Stop getting Shakespeare wrong.

I like to improve on Shakespeare where I deem it necessary.

 

[TheRealTI]

We'll want to make sure we exploit them down the right side, I've heard their left back is shit.

 

[Distaste for scouse]

Am I reading this right, are people seriously concerned whether Allan Saint-Maximin is playing or not?

He's shockingly bad, typical Youtube clips player, impressive highlight reel, spends most of the time being absolute wank.

EDIT : I take full responsibility if he scores a worldie now for making the football gods angry...

 

[justin]

I tell you what , Jonjo Shelvey could find Madeline McCann with one of his set pieces

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

Burnley equalise!!

We're a point off 6th now!

I never thought I'd be this hyped to push for 6th but I really want to finish above Wolves. Fuck em.

 

[Gmspurs]

If Leicester lose to Sheff Utd (or even draw), then we should really start thinking about 5th.

If we get 5th despite the change of manager and the bad spells we've had through injury layoffs, Eriksen leaving etc then that would be nothing short of amazing.

 

[Doom Funk]

Yeah full credit to Aurier

Extremely brave decision , let's hope he is in the right frame of mind

 

[Allejo10]

I fail to understand what Winks does on the pitch besides take the ball, wait 1 minute and pass backwards.

 

[Confusius]

Again lazyness from Son and a brain fart from Aurier has cost us, fucking hell!!! YEEEEEESSSS Harry hahaha....

My own post sums up my life supporting Spurs!!

 

[snowkarl]

If I hear Winks and "neat and tidy" one more time

 

[PhillyHotspur]

That ball by Bergwijn. He’s literally the only player currently in spurs side that can put it on a platter via that quality cross. Kane and Steven gonna be a lovely partnership next campaign.

 

[Murphy]

I can't imagine what price tag Wolves would put on him though.

Hopefully 2.5 million over 9 years plus an academy player

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

 

[Shades]

You have to feel sorry for the Toon defenders with that goal.. Lamela hadn't got a feckin clue what he was going to do, so how would they ever have a chance !



:lamelashock:

 

[yes]

First good thing Erik has done for literally forever

 

[Mrs Perryman]

Fucking hell Lamela kills our play every time he touches that ball

Come again?

 

[Thin Lilywhite Duke]

 

[prinmemo]

We won precious fuck all playing pretty football, maybe we could do with playing a little dirty.

Translation: ain’t no time for romance when you’re trying to fuck

 

[SpurFromOz]

Kane a brace, Sonny on the scoresheet.
3 points...

Onwards. Solid win tbf.