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Match Newcastle Away 1.30pm Sunday Sept 1

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Think this bloke sums it up perfectly.

Hello. Welcome. Just to add my thoughts on you lot if that’s OK?

I hate pretty much everything about Newcastle. It’s a shit city, utterly overrated, a meaningless outlier of a club with a deluded faux romantic fan base, and a dreadful stadium that looks like it’s been mashed together by a delinquent toddler whose parents only had money for half the set.

You’re like a very poor man’s Liverpool in every sense with a trophy record that even we can laugh at. You similarly think you’re the best fans ever and the neutrals’ favourite: you’re not, you’re wankers and everyone hates you.

Sunderland have way better fans than you and the atmosphere at the SOL beats anything from the tired mythology of the SJP atmosphere. Even Boro outclass you. Now you’re happy to be in bed with one of the most murderous regimes on the planet, dressing up in bed sheets and waving Saudi flags like the jumped up clowns you are.

The only redeeming feature of Newcastle is that it’s basically in Scotland so the stench of poverty and deprivation from your god-awful city is far away from the beautiful south. Feel free to join up with the Scots if they ever go independent. You’d fit in well with the poor deluded tossers at the old firm.

Oh and thank you too for the deranged accent which both helpfully and correctly informs anyone coming into contact with a Geordie that you’re all incredibly stupid and best kept out of society.

:contekiss:
 
Is Jonny Cardosa starting?
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Sounds like a Mafia Don
 
So it begins .. the hilarious playing down of expectations so that if we lose you can claim it was always expected anyway.

Ridiculously lucky? To beat fucking Newcastle? You’re incredible. Just incredible. They’re a good side with some dangerous, quick attackers. They’re not prime Barcelona.
You are absolutely correct. They are not prime Barcelona. Yet somehow have managed their last two home games v us quite easy, rocking up a 9-1 goals and against with 2 wins.

The good news is though that this is a fresh game, and no need for the same stench from before.

Newcastle away you have to know how to play the stadium. Fast start, take your chances, really strong last 20 minutes and all should be grand. Shit your pants early or try to hold on and you get fucked.
 
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