Olympique de Marseille VS Tottenham Hotspur. Tuesday 1st November. UEFA Champions League. 8PM KO

[kcspurs]

Watching this half should count as pennance

 

[Trainspotter]

I mean we're not even trying anything. We aren't pressing collectively and we don't even try to counter. I don't get it.

 

[Ginolaflair]

Why the fuck are we not trying to play fucking football? This is the same style that was oh so succesful against Woolwich and Manchester United. Conte really, really needs to piss the fuck off. Even if he could guarantee trophies, I personally would still tell him to piss off with this pathetic style. Disgraceful.

To dare is to do. This fucking shit is to fail, no matter the result. Fuck off with your anti-football, Mourinho 2.

Mourinho 2? Not even that good. He's seen Nuno and Maureen fail playing like this.

 

[holloway spurs]

Useless embarrassing cunts hope the fucking coach breaks down .

 

[For better or worse]

We’ve ruined conte

 

[Herclueless]

Gonna need an almighty VAR cock up to mask this no-show...

Seriously finding it difficult to care right now, we don't deserve to be in the knockout draw, it's just a shame that we will be in Europa still as frankly I don't want yo have the extra games to suffer through...

What time do we throw on Sanchez and Emerson to really go all out for the equaliser?

 

[HenryHotspurII]

I’m not sure there’s been a worse performance in the history of any sport ever.

Steady on, did you watch us against United?

 

[AudereEstFacere]

When you try to defend a game when as a team you can't defen

And have no one marking the goalscorer...

Zonal marking doesn’t work with this team.

Although I think that was just called no marking.

 

[theyearoftheone]

We had a shot!

 

[Ginolaflair]

Can't really say that I agree but you do you.

I will.

 

[Confusius]

Horrible to watch. No team should play like this.

And it won´t change as long as we have Conte!

Maybe we´ll get some better players in, but our tactics won´t change.

 

[Atomic knob]

We have to shut this lot up

 

[OffTheBench]

£15 million pounds a year for this shit! As people said this is turning into worse than Jose!

I honestly think Mason would be getting them playing more entertaining football. Maybe slightly fewer points on the board.
Still hate this Conte ball.

 

[Bazali]

If we bring Emerson on I may have to assume the foetal position and sob

Shout. ‘Wibble’!

 

[Armchair Expert]

When we have a goal kick our centre backs stand along the six yard box, full backs along the penalty area, then forwards about 10 yards further up the pitch. Then just to add to it our two strikers are soooo high. We create on purpose a massive chasm for the opposition to fill their boots.

 

[Nuts]

I can’t believe how gutless we’ve been. Absolute shitters.

 

[Doom Funk]

I am watching this and am fully content so far. 0-0 towards the end of the first half and have not conceded any dangerous chances.

We are a second half team so we'll step it up next half. And only need a draw to move on.

I also don't care much at all about style of football. I enjoy defensive football just as much as possession based attacking football.

Jesus Christ

What even is this

 

[Chelmsfordspurs]

This is the easy group init?

 

[Kane's left]

Exact opposite to 'To Dare is to Do'.

Couch Potato FC
To sit back is to do

 

[StripiestPilot]

Worst half this season in the biggest game of the season.

Our players are wimps. Nothing else to say. They are timid little mice.