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Didn't know whether to give you a like, a funny or a disagree but FUCK, that's serious stuff.This is like trying to pick the best looking person at a burns unit.
I’m allowed to make this joke because I was in a burns unit after having acid poured down my legs as a child so fuck off you PC cunts, suck a big fat hairy, AIDS-riddled penis.
You have to elaborate on a childhood acid attack.This is like trying to pick the best looking person at a burns unit.
I’m allowed to make this joke because I was in a burns unit after having acid poured down my legs as a child so fuck off you PC cunts, suck a big fat hairy, AIDS-riddled penis.
Nothing so sexual.You have to elaborate on a childhood acid attack.
Did you torture your chemistry teacher into a nervous breakdown/Falling Down moment?
Fucking hell, what a psychopath. I hope he got prison!Nothing so sexual.
Some cunt on a motorbike poured a beaker of acid into the passenger side window of my Mum’s car when I was 8. Missed my cock and balls thankfully but ruined my quads. Bielsa would not be impressed.
Turned out he got the wrong car and was trying to pour it over his ex girlfriend.
He actually realised he fucked up, stopped and tried to help. But yeah. He still went to prison.Fucking hell, what a psychopath. I hope he got prison!
He actually realised he fucked up, stopped and tried to help. But yeah. He still went to prison.
Thankfully the burns weren’t too bad. I’d probably have a different attitude if it was all over my legs. At least I have conversation starter (even if I have to take my trousers off first to tell the story).