Roberto Soldado

[TED]

Almost feels strange to have a white guy in the forwards department again.

#immensediversity

You can't say that.

Holy potatoes

 

[Gothamizm]

Almost feels strange to have a white guy in the forwards department again.

#immensediversity

Yeah, but our last white striker was the pastiest man I've ever seen - and his dancing fit the bill too.

 

[alexwooty]

Yeah, but our last white striker was the pastiest man I've ever seen - and his dancing fit the bill too.

I can't recall ever seeing Pav dancing...

 

[ArtyB]

I think that's the point.

 

[Abbey Yid]

Home from work, wank time.

This guy's been my favourite non-Spurs player for the past few years and i've (wet) dreamed of this moment. He will be a machine. Even losing Bale wouldn't be a complete disaster if we replace him with an out-and-out left winger that doesn't roam all over the place. Someone to fire crosses to this guy with a CAM sliding through balls to him, and he'll get 30+ with no problems.

(This isn't a "let's sell Bale" post by any stretch, btw)

 

[ArcspacE]

I'm sure you have previously stated that posting gifs is a cunt's game. Well proven.

Wrong - posting SHIT gifs is a cunts game. I guess it takes one to catch one, etc.

 

[ArcspacE]

I remember Paulinho telling the media he had been assured Bale was staying when he signed, don't you think Soldado would have asked for similar reassurances?

A gentlemen's agreement of sorts?

 

[ArcspacE]

Not only that, but the only member of Spain's current roster who played in La Liga yet not for the big two.

Jesus Navas and Santi Cazorla disagree.

 

[yiddo2786]

A gentlemen's agreement of sorts?

 

[YidoBuckler]

I'm waiting for @ Flav to have some input on a song on the 1st pod.

Spoiler

OH SOLDADO, HE'S A YID

would be my bet

 

[frontwheel]

I just didn't want to think my invitation was lost in the post.

STILL waiting to here from either the GAG or representatives from OG...

I'm not quite with you. Elucidate?

 

[frontwheel]

Wrong - posting SHIT gifs is a cunts game. I guess it takes one to catch one, etc.

Sorry Petal, I didn't realise.

 

[49stets]

Soldado, woah, Soldado, woah, he came from sunny Spain and now he's at The Lane.

:lloris:

 

[ArtyB]

Jesus Navas and Santi Cazorla disagree.

No they wouldn't as they don't play in La Liga...I'll make it clearer for you. He was the only La Liga player in the squad that didn't play for Barca or Real.

 

[TED]

Fucking love gifs

 

[SinghYid]

Here's a gif of when soldado told reporters that the chairman (of valencia) said a lot of lies ...

... the guys in the background ...:adelol:

 

[Tricky D]

Daniel Levy. Spares no expense.

 

[SantaHat]

V neck shirt with black jeans. What a stud

 

[Tricky D]

I know the Premier League can be abit rougher than La Liga, but why is he wearing High-Fis?

 

[MKYid]

I know the Premier League can be abit rougher than La Liga, but why is he wearing High-Fis?

So he can be fisable to his team-mates?