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West Ham are a joke club and an embarrassment.

If ever I need cheering up I pop over to sKUMB and have a little read.

I always enjoy the 'Spurs are delusional' comments followed by 'the West Ham way' 'academy of football' and 'we won the world cup' posts.

A two bob, tin pot, won fuck all, Mickey Mouse club run by the dildo porn barons and the Pillsbury Dough girl in a stadium played for by the taxpayers that 90% of them detest.

Posts digging us out for celebrating finishing above Woolwich followed by posts desperate for them to get something out of Fri's game.

They actually think they are our rivals. They should look for a team more on their level as a rival. Like Watford or Palace.

Apparently Slaven 'knows how to get a result' on Fri - lump it up to the Donkey.
 
No fucking rest until it's over. We need to go for this. Not rest a single start player that is able to play. Four games left and four points up and a secured 2nd place (not mathematically but). No use resting players to be fit for snorkling on Perenthian Islands in June.
 
We are everything they want to be. They have to watch us play the best football in the country with young English players who came through the academy, while they have to watch a team that parks the bus and plays hoof ball in a rented Stadium knowing full well this is their future.
We are building a proper state of the art stadium which we will own and will take the match day experience to a whole new level, they are lumbered with a joke Stadium that no one wants and makes matchday unbearable.

Our chairman goes about his business in a professional manner while improving us week by week, they have to listen to their chairmen and vice chairslag embarrass them daily on social media and get updates on their potential transfer targets from a Snotty nosed school kid.
The club is a laughing stock on so many levels.

They were promised they would be taken to the next level when in reality they have gone backwards, whilst we have rocketed to genuine title contenders and a regular top 4 team.

That Saggy old Lump face vice chairbitch of theirs said Spurs should be looking over their shoulder as West ham will catch if not overtake Spurs.
They are 38, yes 38 points behind us in a season that was supposed to see them push us..haha

Us doing so well and building this fabulous new Stadium is hurting them so much, we have broken them.
They are so far behind us they even claimed that they stopped us winning the league last year, despite us finishing 11 points behind Leicester, yeah that game against them made all the difference, that just shows how small and desperate they are.

Mark Noble claimed that the " Club isn't run like a Circus anymore " he couldn't be further from the truth, it is more of a Circus than Billy Smarts, Chipperfield and the Chinese state Circus put together.

I'm pretty sure they will all be getting their suits measured today in preperation of their big cup final coming up, this may be their big night but they know after this they have to go back to nothing games in a nothing stadium watching Shite football ( through binoculars ) in an abomination of a Stadium that their Owner has just admitted is not fit for football.

None of this couldn't have happened to a bigger bunch of Rancid, Shithouse, Mouthy, clueless, detestable Cunts.

West Ham is broken and unfixable and no one will miss them when they completely disappear.

Oh and 0-2.
Don't hold back Billy. Say what you really think.
 
Baton down the hatches lads.....we seem to have a west ham fan in amongst us. And he EVEN KNOWS HOW TO PRESS DISAGREE!!!!!!

Hope this doesn't get as dangerous as that time Millwall came on here and said "we will walk to the train station from your ground if your not careful"

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"Also, their fan forums are actually disgusting. Barely any posts without and F or a C in it. Make no mistake, there is a reason that every football fan in the world hates Tottenham, other than the spurs fans of course. All talk and scum.
Can't wait for their best squad ever to start being sold off to bigger clubs. Alderweireld is on his way out this summer for sure. It's a shame they are building something special there because none of them scummers actually deserve it, not one of them."


I think we upset him..
 
"Also, their fan forums are actually disgusting. Barely any posts without and F or a C in it. Make no mistake, there is a reason that every football fan in the world hates Tottenham, other than the spurs fans of course. All talk and scum.
Can't wait for their best squad ever to start being sold off to bigger clubs. Alderweireld is on his way out this summer for sure. It's a shame they are building something special there because none of them scummers actually deserve it, not one of them."


I think we upset him..

An "F" and a "C".......is he a West Ham fan or my fucking nan

Man up ya fucking cunt
 
Disappointed. But I love this team and manger and Club. I have never been a prouder Spurs fan in my 45yrs supporting this club. I have felt happier, not prouder. Happy is when you lift a trophy, it's great. Pride is when you are a genuine title contender, when you can lay claim to being one of the best teams in the League.
TITLE contenders again for 2nd season in a row, I've never seen us have one before last year.
ONLY team in the league to contest title again!
Chelsea were 10 points clear 2 months ago, we made the race not bottled it
Won NINE games on the bounce, I've NEVER witnessed that in my lifetime! Fergie only ever achieved that TWICE in his twenty years as manager at United!
Youngest team in the league.

Tottenham Till I Die!
 
Are you happy with how our season has gone?

Never been happier to be honest.. This is the best Spurs team i've seen in my lifetime. This has been the best season I can remember.
Yesterday was poor and we never turned up but I won't judge the season on that one game.

Our brief was to get top 4 and we've got top 2 so it's hard to suggest this season has been anything but superb.
 
To be fair I can see why you think that cause we played shit in our two games against you. Two of our worst performances of the season. The best team we came across was Liverpool rather than Chelsea IMO but the scousers were shit in other games against other teams. In our games against Chelsea things were pretty even, we hammered them at the Lane, we had the first half in the away game, and the cup game we deserved at least a draw.

As for our perceived arrogance, which is the apparent reason you hate us so much, can you give any actual examples of this? As many have said here, most Spurs seem to have less than realistic expectations of how well we will do, rather than the opposite.
Arrogance is a word they use that actually masks the real emotion they feel, ENVY.

They envy our club's history, our trophies, our owners, our manager, our philosophy to football (even copied the phrase The Tottenham Way), our style of football (they also copied the notion that they play entertaining football, err when?), our trophies, where we are in the League.

We have broken them. Such was their desire and desperation to be just like Tottenham they all sold their souls to be given the chance. They are all guilty of this, both the owners and fans, whipped into a frenzy of a promised land, a chance to be just like Tottenham Hotspur, a chance to no longer be relegated every few years, a chance to win a trophy like Tottenham, a chance to play in Europa League like Tottenham, a chance to have a positive goal difference like Tottenham, a chance to have great players like Tottenham, a chance to watch entertaining football like Tottenham. A. Chance. To. Be. Just. Like. Tottenham.

Their desire to be like us, has left them with a season of abject shit, another relegation fear, but this time their comfort blanket has been removed, to get relegated in this stadium and they are dead. This is their reality, they all know this, it now hangs over them like the sword of Damocles, a constant threat like a floating turd in a swimming pool, it's forever lurking in view no matter how hard they try to swim away from it.

Give them their victory on Friday, their highlight of their entire season, I'll say that again for dramatic effect...their highlight of their entire season, (they are still coming on here nearly a week latter lol). Pat them on the head and politely push them out the door back onto the street. From there they have a grandstand view of what we are doing. Have the comfort that they watch every game we play. They watched us fill Wembley with 85k fans, whilst they have thousands of empty seats at their bowl of doom. They watch 5 of our squad play for England, while none of theirs do. They watch our home grown talent flourish on our conveyor belt from our academy, whilst they have Noble (lol). They are watching every goal we score, with every victory we have it feels like yet another loss to them. Just when they thought their gamble to turn them into a club just like Tottenham Hotspur was in touching distance, we got better, we challenge for title's, we play in CL, we have a deep cup run, we play aggressive and attractive football, we are talk of the town. The final nail in the coffin is our new stadium, it's ours, it's in our spiritual home, it's a state of the art designed for football stadium, something they will never have. I doubt they will last the 100yr lease on their rental. We've broken their club, we've destroyed their soul. All because they wanted to be Just. Like. Tottenham.
 
Oh and for all you pikey hammers camping on this board. We are excited about this game because it means we go 1 point behind the leaders in our title challenge. Something you idiots will never see your club do. Your excitement is trying to stop Spurs winning the league/ small time Cunts!!!!
 
Westham Fans are remarkable. They are commenting on Spurs lack of trophies on that Kumb forum. Do these fucking deluded clowns realise their club hasn't won a major trophy since 1980????? Not to mention the shit trophy history they have compared to Spurs. We dwarf all over these pretenders not only as a team but as a club aswell. They will always try to be us but are like the ugly fat kid trying to be popular. Calling us bitter hahahaha bitter about what you bunch of pikey cunts!!!!

It doesnt matter what West Ham dont win......because their argument is always "you are smaller than Woolwich.....you've won less than Woolwich"

Singing "3-2 to the Woolwich" at the lasagne-gate game. Not "2-1 to the cockney boys".........but actually singing about Woolwich beating Wigan.

They are what Leicester have become with Chelsea. Pathetic arse lickers to a bigger club who's trophy count they use in arguments.

Spurs fan: "West Ham are fucking shit"
West Ham fan: "You are in arsenals shadow"
 
KUMB.com: News

Gold Brady and Sullivan tried to sell out Birmingham City's history when they were there. A Brummie poster actually tried to warn them of the scam on KUMB. KUMB republished the views recently.

Funny thing is on this forum so many of us could see the disaster of moving into a soulless athletics stadium, no hindsight required, almost every problem was predicted. Every time I read KUMB before the move every West Ham fan who protested about the move was drowned out by the idiots who bought the GSB dream. It seemed like 90/10 in favour of the move, the happy pills West Ham fans were taking must have been strong.

I mean West Ham fans seemed to be in total denial of their history. They where never a successful club but they had a close knit football culture, pubs, pie and mash, street vendors and an intimidating old ground. That is worth so much more than any Chelsea Russian backed blood money trophies or Man City Arab slave state success, it's priceless.

To throw away you culture and history to get maybe one or two extra decent players with the money a few extra seats generated is beyond belief. Seriously West Ham fans (any KUMB readers on here) what the fuck where you thinking? It was either mass stupidity or mass delusion. Will you even enjoy a decent winning run at the new ground when the players are 5 miles away?
 
SouthStand Billy SouthStand Billy trust you have bought a Telescope for Friday.

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