Don’t worry everyone can sit down, and maybe a happy clapper on every seat.
Clearly the club thought the City crowd was a tad too riff raffy and loud.
We can always play that drum over the PA again, maybe bring that band from the concourse into the South Stand and get people to have running man dance offs.
As long as you stay for two hours after and ploug money into the bars, after taking a right hook from one of the clubs stewards for celebrating a goal for too long.....some cunt with a puppet behind you can’t see the pitch for his funny YouTube video you see.
Will be lovely to have West Ham sing us under the table and mug us off....at least our world class acoustics will show the whole world how loud they were. I wonder if they will be allowed to stand? Hmmmmm
And in the summer we can go and watch some cunting Yank shit with some cunts called the something Rams vs the something Pheasants, and eat corn dogs and whoop and high five.
Inspired by Dortmund they said....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Spursy
Well fucking done you wankers
The club aren't helping themselves granted, but how much of that is just the broader game; at this level, in this country - rocketing prices, drowning in regulations for stadiums and fans, commercialisation/SKY etc.
Sadly the Dortmund experience was never truly on the menu.
Whoever gets a revamp next (Everton?); stadium structure aside,, they'll all be bemoaning the comparative sterlility of it all... WH just got hit with the double w(h)ammy of shit vibes and shit gaff.
I'd saved my rant from the match/stadium threads; but eventually let off steam in this thread for obv. reasons, but I'd say the main thing that the club can - and likely will do (as long as enough of the right kind of noise is made) - is to re-jig the seating plans and let the ST-s re-choose.
Cut to the chase: Just get all the footy heads together for fucks sake.... THEY want it and seemingly NO-ONE ELSE wants them! Re-create the proverbial cheap seats and let's move on.
Maybe our future atmos relies on divorcing the 'parklane' rabble from the 'shelf' and sticking them back next to the oppo on the new 'paxton'???
Either/or.... The overall numbers/ticket situ surely wouldn't be affected that much?
Elsewhere, one thing I can't help but note however is the comparatively aggressive emphasis on drinking. How does this not completely contradict the whole 'family' values shtick demanded of us/the game? ...To be perfectly honest, I wouldn't want 'my' kids around thousands of 'me' when I've a skinful (#NoPedo).
....The above plan, would at least increase the likelyhood that we'd all be at the same bar.... BOOM: Pop music and balloon animals for everyone else. 'Utopia.'