Summer 2019 transfer thread

[Chucklevision82]

I'm happily married.

No then.

 

[Jakob]

Fun's over :

 

[COckneY Spurs]

Fuck is it true we’ve had a bid for Dybala accepted?

Yep around 65m

 

[Yorkshire Yid]

Fun's over :

Get Dybala and Coutinho done before it happens I couldn't give a fuck

 

[ElTel]

We wouldn't have bid for Dybala if personal terms were an issue, these days clubs agree financial terms with players before finalising the transfer fees with clubs

 

[Stanley]

Apart from the financials, who would you be most excited about to watch: Coutinho or Dybala?

 

[Fat Abbot]

Wow. Do you ever get laid?

I'm happily married.

No then.

Fuck you Chucklevision82 I was gonna say that! That’s easily a 10+ funnies post. Can we share?

 

[thegregulator]

Imagine Eriksen to United, Sessegnon in, and nothing else.

When I wake up tomorrow I will realized that is 100000 times more likely but I'm going to ride this high today

 

[ArtyB]

Damn you kingdawson, god damn you all to hell...

 

[Totti]

Fun's over :

I mean, isn't that standard over a period of a contract!?

 

[LuckyMe]

Let's dial things back a bit.

Dybala - great talent but has been patchy at Juve. Poch would need to get more from him than he is currently giving.

Lo Celso - Average at PSG, but a very decent season at Betis. However, any way you look at it - he is no more than an Eriksen replacement.

Coutinho - Bombed at Inter, did well at Pool, bombed at Barca. Still a gamble.

Sessegnon - Outstanding in the Championshop. Average in the PL. I think he has a lot of talent but questions over whether he can do a RB job or more a winger.

Ndombele - Looks really good but ultimately he is the Dembele replacement.

Some of the hype is a bit questionable.

I just don't know, if I really want to. She might be a bad shag, and it'll be a real hassle to get her to leave my house in the morning.

 

[Colonel_K]

AJ Knows

 

[Jakob]

Get Dybala and Coutinho done before it happens I couldn't give a fuck

On it.

 

[r-u-s-x]

Fun's over :

We are getting big when they start quoting 5 years wages in the fee.

 

[ElTel]

Apart from the financials, who would you be most excited about to watch: Coutinho or Dybala?

Dybala

 

[Yorkshire Yid]

Damn you kingdawson, god damn you all to hell...

Salary would be spread over 5-6 years so whats that 20ish mill a year works our to be 370k a week ain't happening if that's true

 

[_booga_]

Apart from the financials, who would you be most excited about to watch: Coutinho or Dybala?

Coutinho scoring the winner at Anfield.

 

[Yorkshire Yid]

On it.

Thanks Daniel knew you was a good un

 

[r-u-s-x]

Apart from the financials, who would you be most excited about to watch: Coutinho or Dybala?

Eriksen is better than Coutinho, even last year he was better.

Don't know as much about Dybala, so him.

 

[Blanchflower]

Fun's over :

Sounds like a huge number, but at the transfer fees being asked for Lo Celso and Fernandes they would both be well above £100m all in.