Pal, I was watching the NBA you was still floating about in your dad's nutsack. You know exactly what I meant by that gif, so don't act a lemon more than you've already done them past weeks.
We got 17 Ls on the board. Outta 32 games, that's 53%...which, if what I read earlier is right, is another record set by the big man. What is it in all comps...20 or 22 defeats? Lost to Wolves, Leicester, Everton, Ipswich, Fulham, Palace. Humiliating record in London derbies. Struggled vs Qarabag, Ferencvaros, AZ (thrice!), Hoffenheim, Elfsborg. Shoulda lost to Coventry...and FUCKING TAMWORTH. Ex-pros (incl Spurs) who know their shit say we're a zillion lightyears away from challenging. The specialist press agrees. Fans of other clubs - not just in the PL or UK - are laughing their heads off at us, at how shockingly poor we are at football. Anybody with half a functioning brain cell knows that.
Ange (who you used to love btw) is an absolute clown, one of the worst managers the game's ever seen. But it ain't all on him, pal. Even Levy, who I utterly despise, ain't the one on the pitch producing vomit-inducing performances. Fuck me...Pep, Carlo, Jose, Klopp, friggin Wenger or Sir Alex at their peak...they'd struggle with that bag of shite we call our squad.
You wanna think a decent manager and 3 additions suddenly catapult us up the table and to FA Cup glory, well you keep hitting that crack pipe and say hi to the fairies for me.