Tottenham Hotspur vs Crystal Palace - Sat. 2nd March 3pm

[nicoclaesen]

It’s funny how a thread can just go to shit so quickly.

I’m off for about ten pints of Blackthorn Cedar.

 

[Steve-e]

Every time I log on to the site it’s the same old cunts making shit puns

You're knot wrong.

 

[FOK]

I presume Anderson, eze et Al are all fit for palace?

 

[Starks]

Top of my head, Newcastle have had a few of their starting 11/matchday squad out for a while: Pope, Botman, Joelington, Barnes, Wilson, Livramento, Murphy, Willock...Tonali through suspension too. But you're right, their bench sucks and that's why they've struggled, knowing they had CL footy too.

Chelsea? Think Fofana would defo play every game if fit. Their Spanish goalie too. Nkunku recovering from a long, nasty one...and seems he's relapsing. James, Cucurella, Chilwell...they're hardly third string.

Man Utd? Lisandro & Mount pretty much missed the whole season. AWB, Shaw, Varane & Casemiro out a lot of minutes too. Their squad is shit and their manager is a twat, but still...

Anyway, injuries are part of a season and you gotta find a way around it. They've hit us, as well as suspensions and friggin AFCON + Asian Cup...but we've also not performed as well as we should have and that's why we are where we are. Some of the lads just not been good enough and the big fella's made his share of mistakes too.

I'm bored, so I've worked it out in terms of minutes missed by first team players (or useable squad players) this season and I got:

Newcastle - 8377 minutes missed of Premier League football through injuries or suspensions, which includes Tonali

Tottenham - 8880 minutes missed of Premier League football through injuries, suspensions and international tournaments. Not included Ryan Sessegnon. (Injured from pre-season)

Man Utd - 8750 minutes missed of Premier League football through injuries, suspensions and international tournaments. Not included Tyrell Malacia (Injured from pre-season)

Chelsea were in fact the only "top team" who's first team etc have missed more minutes than ours. And that was without including Fofana who has missed the entire season with injury. But I was also debating whether to even include someone like Lavia in that list (Who has played 32 minutes all season!).

 

[nicoclaesen]

I'm bored, so I've worked it out in terms of minutes missed by first team players (or useable squad players) this season and I got:

Newcastle - 8377 minutes missed of Premier League football through injuries or suspensions, which includes Tonali

Tottenham - 8880 minutes missed of Premier League football through injuries, suspensions and international tournaments. Not included Ryan Sessegnon. (Injured from pre-season)

Man Utd - 8750 minutes missed of Premier League football through injuries, suspensions and international tournaments. Not included Tyrell Malacia (Injured from pre-season)

Chelsea were in fact the only "top team" who's first team etc have missed more minutes than ours. And that was without including Fofana who has missed the entire season with injury. But I was also debating whether to even include someone like Lavia in that list (Who has played 32 minutes all season!).

Holy fuck,you are the most bored guy on the planet

 

[Starks]

Holy fuck,you are the most bored guy on the planet

Only took about 25 minutes mate

The 'days missed' way of determining injury problems at clubs just annoyed me that's all.

 

[Michaelspurs]

I think having a week off will have helped our African and Asian cup players
4-0

 

[Starks]

I presume Anderson, eze et Al are all fit for palace?

View: https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1763566504560181366

Olise still out

 

[Airfixx]

Please don't start a pun-off, I can't bear it!
(Only because I can never think of a good one!)

Fir enough... Say no more, Mrs P.

 

[nicoclaesen]

Only took about 25 minutes mate

The 'days missed' way of determining injury problems at clubs just annoyed me that's all.

I applaud you.

 

[Coys1955]

Every time I log on to the site it’s the same old cunts making shit puns

Why don’t you make like a tree. And leave.

 

[Starks]

I applaud you.

Treemendous!

 

[sudoku]

Why don’t you make like a tree. And leave.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jabplo2pZU

 

[Richard Arlison]

It's jokes like this that see you end up in someone's trunk

Sounds like you have a really deep rooted hatred for puns about trees

 

[El flaco]

Why don’t you make like a tree. And leave.

Fuck yew pal

 

[TottsAmazeballs]

See, told you I was treeible at this!


(Sorry, that's the best I can do!)

 

[Murphy]

I can't beleaf that I logged on to find you all making tree puns again. I wood have thought weed have grown up by now.

 

[Richard Arlison]

See, told you I was treeible at this!


(Sorry, that's the best I can do!)

See…We were all pining for you to join in and you didn’t let us down

 

[Richard Arlison]

Just seen Ange quotes that he’s still chasing the prem title.

Changed Son to my captain in FPL

 

[Murphy]

See…We were all pining for you to join in and you didn’t let us down

You're barking up the wrong tree mate the lady says she's not good at it. Don't be a sap. It's the root of all the issues here. I'm just trying to branch out here.