West Ham Knuckle Dragging Pikeys v Tottenham Hotspur. Sat 23rd November 12-30 : Live from Billy Smart’s Circus Tent.

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SouthStand Billy said:
Yes they you have the bragging rights over us...

We have won 17 trophies You have won 4.
We have won 6 trophies since 1980 you have won none.
We have he bet stadium in the world, you have the worst.
We play regular CL football, You can't get past Astra Goo Goo in the Europa.
We have the best training ground in the world, again you have the worst..


Some bragging rights mate. :dembelelol:
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You missed out their favourite son(Bobby Moore) wanted to play for us and their (arguably)2nd favourite son,Martin Peters considers himself more Spurs than West ham.
When his West ham supporting niece said this on one of their forums ,she was accused of not knowing what she was talking about....His niece!!!
 
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Re: West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur: Match Thread 23/11/2019
Post by wormley » Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:55 pm

Was bored and had a nose about on their forum.

20 reasons to laugh at West Ham.

1) They are West Ham
2) They have only ever won 4 trophies.
3) They haven't won a trophy for 39 years
4) They think they are our rivals
5) Their all time hero (Noble) has NEVER managed to get in some shitty England squads
6) They rent an athletics stadium
7) They sing about pretty bubbles..
8) Their Training ground is worse than some non-league clubs.
9) They won a couple of games early this season and were talking of Top 4.
10) They haven't finished above us for years.
11) They got dumped out of Europa qualifiers by Astra Goo Goo TWICE.
12) They got dumped out of the league cup 4-0 to Oxford.
13) They have to keep that stadium for another 95 years.
14) They signed Jack Wheelchair.
15) In the last 3 seasons they finished 35 ,41 & 19 points behind us. (95 points)
16) The only time they go to Europe is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Karren Brady
18) They have a bubble making machine like the ones used at kids parties.
19) They have a Boys of 86 reunion even though they won NOTHING that year.
20) They are West ham.
 
SouthStand Billy said:
:freundgoal: :freundgoal: :freundgoal: :freundgoal:



Re: West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur: Match Thread 23/11/2019
Post by wormley » Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:55 pm

Was bored and had a nose about on their forum.

20 reasons to laugh at West Ham.

1) They are West Ham
2) They have only ever won 4 trophies.
3) They haven't won a trophy for 39 years
4) They think they are our rivals
5) Their all time hero (Noble) has NEVER managed to get in some shitty England squads
6) They rent an athletics stadium
7) They sing about pretty bubbles..
8) Their Training ground is worse than some non-league clubs.
9) They won a couple of games early this season and were talking of Top 4.
10) They haven't finished above us for years.
11) They got dumped out of Europa qualifiers by Astra Goo Goo TWICE.
12) They got dumped out of the league cup 4-0 to Oxford.
13) They have to keep that stadium for another 95 years.
14) They signed Jack Wheelchair.
15) In the last 3 seasons they finished 35 ,41 & 19 points behind us. (95 points)
16) The only time they go to Europe is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Karren Brady
18) They have a bubble making machine like the ones used at kids parties.
19) They have a Boys of 86 reunion even though they won NOTHING that year.
20) They are West ham.
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I laughed so hard I think some wee came out... brb...new boxers...
 
I’m starting to get excited for tomorrow. Hope we smash these pikey cunts off the park but any win would do. If Chavs lose to City aswell, the gap to top 4 is cut to 8 points.
 
SouthStand Billy said:
:freundgoal: :freundgoal: :freundgoal: :freundgoal:



Re: West Ham United v Tottenham Hotspur: Match Thread 23/11/2019
Post by wormley » Fri Nov 22, 2019 5:55 pm

Was bored and had a nose about on their forum.

20 reasons to laugh at West Ham.

1) They are West Ham
2) They have only ever won 4 trophies.
3) They haven't won a trophy for 39 years
4) They think they are our rivals
5) Their all time hero (Noble) has NEVER managed to get in some shitty England squads
6) They rent an athletics stadium
7) They sing about pretty bubbles..
8) Their Training ground is worse than some non-league clubs.
9) They won a couple of games early this season and were talking of Top 4.
10) They haven't finished above us for years.
11) They got dumped out of Europa qualifiers by Astra Goo Goo TWICE.
12) They got dumped out of the league cup 4-0 to Oxford.
13) They have to keep that stadium for another 95 years.
14) They signed Jack Wheelchair.
15) In the last 3 seasons they finished 35 ,41 & 19 points behind us. (95 points)
16) The only time they go to Europe is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Karren Brady
18) They have a bubble making machine like the ones used at kids parties.
19) They have a Boys of 86 reunion even though they won NOTHING that year.
20) They are West ham.
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You've made it :levylol:
 
SouthStand Billy said:
Oh my.. what Cup final bragging rights do you have over us.?

You’ve only won 4 trophies in your sad existence and none were against us.
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Mate first of all grow up. Just because I'm talking about West Ham being our bogey team doesn't make me a West Ham fan.

Second you cant in one breath say "Its their cup final" then deny their uncanny annoying ability to do some kind of damage to our season when they play us. Trophy haul aside.
 
TwaddleWaddleHoddle said:
Mate first of all grow up. Just because I'm talking about West Ham being our bogey team doesn't make me a West Ham fan.

Second you cant in one breath say "Its their cup final" then deny their uncanny annoying ability to do some kind of damage to our season when they play us. Trophy haul aside.
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:dembelelol:

Have a word with yourself Dopey.

Bogey team, that’s about the funniest thing I’ve heard this week EVER..
 
Yeah memory must be slipping then mate. Cause im pretty sure that come the end of the season in recent memory its always been them who manage to stop us finishing above Woolwich or qualify for CL or finish 3rd or "First team to beat us at home" or some such bollocks and they go around giving it Billy Big Bollocks over it. Im pretty sure I didn't imagine all that.
 
TwaddleWaddleHoddle said:
Yeah memory must be slipping then mate. Cause im pretty sure that come the end of the season in recent memory its always been them who manage to stop us finishing above Woolwich or qualify for CL or finish 3rd or "First team to beat us at home" or some such bollocks and they go around giving it Billy Big Bollocks over it. Im pretty sure I didn't imagine all that.
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Mate, go and knock one out FFS.

If you listen to the bollocks that fucking lot come out with you are as demented as them. Look at the facts along with the comparisons I explained and then go and stand in the corner and have a long hard think about what you said.

:dembelelol:
 
TwaddleWaddleHoddle said:
Yeah memory must be slipping then mate. Cause im pretty sure that come the end of the season in recent memory its always been them who manage to stop us finishing above Woolwich or qualify for CL or finish 3rd or "First team to beat us at home" or some such bollocks and they go around giving it Billy Big Bollocks over it. Im pretty sure I didn't imagine all that.
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We've qualified for the CL FOUR seasons in a row. You ain't stopped shit.

Now fuck off, we have enough cunt offs on here as it is we don't need some Spammer prick to rile us up!

:dembelefingers:
 
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