5 times too many though mate.
Nothing less than a humiliation will do. Let’s give them a good hiding.
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Nothing less than a humiliation will do. Let’s give them a good hiding.
They were fortunate at home to us in the league having only one shot on target which as it happens went in, only a lack of clinical finishing on the night stopped it being a massacre.
Agree, the sooner they go back to the Second Division, the better (unfortunately there are at least four teams worse than them, so won't be this season).
Some funny West Ham facts that just proves what a small time banter club they are.
I'll start you off with 20, please feel free to add your own..
1) They are West Ham
2) They have only ever won 4 trophies.
3) They haven't won a trophy for 38 years
4) They think they are our rivals
5) Their all time hero ( Noble ) has NEVER managed to get in some pretty shitty England squads
6) They rent an athletics stadium
7) Their stadium in general
8) They have won 2 league games and this is their best season ever.
9) They thought being unbeaten in 4 was world beating
10) They haven't finished above us for years.
11) They got dumped out of Europa qualifiers by Astra Goo Goo TWICE.
12) They have lost more at their rented stadium than they have won.
13) They have to keep that stadium for another 97 years.
14) They pay Andy Carroll 100k a week.
15) In the last 2 seasons they finished 35 & 41 points behind us.
16) The only time they go to Europe is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Karren Brady
18) They have a bubble making machine like the ones for kids parties.
19) They have a Boys of 86 reunion even though they won NOTHING that year.
20) They are West ham.
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I'll start you off with 20, please feel free to add your own..
1) They are West Ham
2) They have only ever won 4 trophies.
3) They haven't won a trophy for 38 years
4) They think they are our rivals
5) Their all time hero ( Noble ) has NEVER managed to get in some pretty shitty England squads
6) They rent an athletics stadium
7) Their stadium in general
8) They have won 2 league games and this is their best season ever.
9) They thought being unbeaten in 4 was world beating
10) They haven't finished above us for years.
11) They got dumped out of Europa qualifiers by Astra Goo Goo TWICE.
12) They have lost more at their rented stadium than they have won.
13) They have to keep that stadium for another 97 years.
14) They pay Andy Carroll 100k a week.
15) In the last 2 seasons they finished 35 & 41 points behind us.
16) The only time they go to Europe is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Karren Brady
18) They have a bubble making machine like the ones for kids parties.
19) They have a Boys of 86 reunion even though they won NOTHING that year.
20) They are West ham.
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22)
23)
24)
25)
26)
27)
28)
29)
30)
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Some funny West Ham facts that just proves what a small time banter club they are.
I'll start you off with 20, please feel free to add your own..
1) They are West Ham
2) They have only ever won 4 trophies.
3) They haven't won a trophy for 38 years
4) They think they are our rivals
5) Their all time hero ( Noble ) has NEVER managed to get in some pretty shitty England squads
6) They rent an athletics stadium
7) Their stadium in general
8) They have won 2 league games and this is their best season ever.
9) They thought being unbeaten in 4 was world beating
10) They haven't finished above us for years.
11) They got dumped out of Europa qualifiers by Astra Goo Goo TWICE.
12) They have lost more at their rented stadium than they have won.
13) They have to keep that stadium for another 97 years.
14) They pay Andy Carroll 100k a week.
15) They are West ham.
16) The only time they go to Europe is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Karren Brady
18) They have a bubble making machine like the ones for kids parties.
19) They have a Boys of 86 reunion even though they won NOTHING that year.
20) They are West ham.
21)
22)
23)
24)
25)
26)
27)
28)
29)
30)
I’d add having two of the biggest cunts on the planet in Cordon and Brand as supporters.
Some funny West Ham facts that just proves what a small time banter club they are.
I'll start you off with 20, please feel free to add your own..
1) They are West Ham
2) They have only ever won 4 trophies.
3) They haven't won a trophy for 38 years
4) They think they are our rivals
5) Their all time hero ( Noble ) has NEVER managed to get in some pretty shitty England squads
6) They rent an athletics stadium
7) Their stadium in general
8) They have won 2 league games and this is their best season ever.
9) They thought being unbeaten in 4 was world beating
10) They haven't finished above us for years.
11) They got dumped out of Europa qualifiers by Astra Goo Goo TWICE.
12) They have lost more at their rented stadium than they have won.
13) They have to keep that stadium for another 97 years.
14) They pay Andy Carroll 100k a week.
15) They are West ham.
16) The only time they go to Europe is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Karren Brady
18) They have a bubble making machine like the ones for kids parties.
19) They have a Boys of 86 reunion even though they won NOTHING that year.
20) They are West ham.
21)
22)
23)
24)
25)
26)
27)
28)
29)
30)
21) They genuinely think they won the World Cup.
Yes, this fixture sucks. There is no way that this game isn't stressful as fuck.
Get the first goal. Then let the crowd do the rest.
Get the first goal. Then let the crowd do the rest.
3 times in the last 3 seasons.
Not in the league it isn't. In the last 3 seasons they have beaten us twice and we have beaten them 3 times.
The other time they knocked us out of a cup. One of those defeats to them we could have gone top of the league had we won.
You don' get trophy for being top of the league.. Jesus you sound like one of them.
We won 12 out of our last 13 games but lost the league by 7 points. So where exactly is that 3 points an issue??
I preach this to them regularly, I didn;t think i;d have to do it to a Spurs fan..
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Such a big rivalry that Sky chose not to have it as a live game.
This could be just the game we need to give our lot a kick up the arse. It'll be manic and our boys will know they need to turn up against them. I'm looking forward to it as we are long overdue a good performance, even if the results haven't been that bad recently on the domestic front
This could be just the game we need to give our lot a kick up the arse. It'll be manic and our boys will know they need to turn up against them. I'm looking forward to it as we are long overdue a good performance, even if the results haven't been that bad recently on the domestic front
If this game was 4 weeks ago I’d be a lot more confident, but they’ve hit some form recently, apart from the Brighton loss.
They always raise their game, and Arnautovic as a tidy player, someone who’d suit our game perfectly.
Fingers crossed Vertonghen, Dembele and Eriksen are back, bit too soon for Dele.
They always raise their game, and Arnautovic as a tidy player, someone who’d suit our game perfectly.
Fingers crossed Vertonghen, Dembele and Eriksen are back, bit too soon for Dele.
Lloris
Trippier - Alderweireld - Vertonghen - Rose
Winks - Dier
Lucas - Eriksen - Son
Kane
Trippier - Alderweireld - Vertonghen - Rose
Winks - Dier
Lucas - Eriksen - Son
Kane
Add Danny Dyer,John Cleese and Ray Winstone to that list though Winstone doesn’t bother me that much like some of his work.
That "Boys of 86 reunion" thing made me physically winceSome funny West Ham facts that just proves what a small time banter club they are.
I'll start you off with 20, please feel free to add your own..
1) They are West Ham
2) They have only ever won 4 trophies.
3) They haven't won a trophy for 38 years
4) They think they are our rivals
5) Their all time hero ( Noble ) has NEVER managed to get in some pretty shitty England squads
6) They rent an athletics stadium
7) Their stadium in general
8) They have won 2 league games and this is their best season ever.
9) They thought being unbeaten in 4 was world beating
10) They haven't finished above us for years.
11) They got dumped out of Europa qualifiers by Astra Goo Goo TWICE.
12) They have lost more at their rented stadium than they have won.
13) They have to keep that stadium for another 97 years.
14) They pay Andy Carroll 100k a week.
15) In the last 2 seasons they finished 35 & 41 points behind us.
16) The only time they go to Europe is on their Holidays.
17) They are run by Karren Brady
18) They have a bubble making machine like the ones for kids parties.
19) They have a Boys of 86 reunion even though they won NOTHING that year.
20) They are West ham.
21)
22)
23)
24)
25)
26)
27)
28)
29)
30)
21. Their revisionist history of Bobby Moore. From Bobby being denied entry to their ground to Bobby wanting to move to Spurs.
22. Players who have played for spam and spurs. Generally players in the twighlight of their career go east and up and coming players come north. Martin Peters, Paul Allen, jermain Defoe, Michael Carrick, we even took kanoute off them, turns out he was shit. Greaves went the other way, his best days behind him, dumitrescu and rebrov, they basically take our left overs. We even lent them Robbie Keane and Les Ferdinand, they both turned to shit.
Everything about spam is tin pot, that includes their so called rivalry with us. It's another London derby for us, but since Millwall have floundered, the spam have got it in for us, it's laughable that their jealousy of us somehow makes us rivals, on and off the pitch we are nowhere near comparable and they can't seem to grasp us laughing at them is not arrogance, we have never been footballing rivals and never will be. Three points against spam is just as good as three against palace or Watford, the added bonus being we can laugh at spam fans meltdown as our so called rivals.
Always been small time and always will be, the annoying little brother constantly begging for attention and recognition amongst the bigger boys.
22. Players who have played for spam and spurs. Generally players in the twighlight of their career go east and up and coming players come north. Martin Peters, Paul Allen, jermain Defoe, Michael Carrick, we even took kanoute off them, turns out he was shit. Greaves went the other way, his best days behind him, dumitrescu and rebrov, they basically take our left overs. We even lent them Robbie Keane and Les Ferdinand, they both turned to shit.
Everything about spam is tin pot, that includes their so called rivalry with us. It's another London derby for us, but since Millwall have floundered, the spam have got it in for us, it's laughable that their jealousy of us somehow makes us rivals, on and off the pitch we are nowhere near comparable and they can't seem to grasp us laughing at them is not arrogance, we have never been footballing rivals and never will be. Three points against spam is just as good as three against palace or Watford, the added bonus being we can laugh at spam fans meltdown as our so called rivals.
Always been small time and always will be, the annoying little brother constantly begging for attention and recognition amongst the bigger boys.
Fucking loudmouth pricks going over to the states and making Americans love them with an accent and elementary joke telling skills....
....why the hell don't I get paid millions for it too?!!!
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That is a pretty poor record when you consider they’ve usually been scrapping around the bottom of the table for most of that time