Thats over 10 years ago! I'm 20 in under a years time, TWENTY! Is it wrong that I'm, well, not exactly feeling old, but, more worried about the thought of getting old?
Right that's it... feck off the lot of you!
If you can't remember the drought of '76, or at LEAST Charles & Diana's Wedding (at a push), then I have nothing to say to you!!!
I'm off to put me slippers on, and catch up on my Readers' Digest... and that pipe of mine ain't gonna light itself!
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